cosmetic sugery problems

Spunog UIE

woosaysdan

funky penguin

homah_7ft

:cool:

Blush_01

:eek:

Chad ghostal

o_0

singingstranger

:rolleyes:

Paul Tergat

errrrr....

singingstranger

:mad:

Paul Tergat

ok i used text, i went there!

singingstranger

I hate you. :rolleyes:

Now that the silence has been broken, roffle @ OT.

Paul Tergat

singingstranger

:mad: :rolleyes: :eek: :cool:

Chad ghostal

>_<

funky penguin

o===8

singingstranger

o===========8

homah_7ft

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fuzzywiggle

( . ) ( . )

singingstranger

Sir Mix-A-Lot... (_______|_______)

biko

:v come back Pacman!

homah_7ft

''B''
''i''
'ko''

singingstranger

>;-)

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Awwhh.

Demetrius

:eek: I like my dimples and button nose but the laser eye treatment was a disaster

Morpheus

(",)

(.")

/(\Y/)\

da na na na NA!

/(. )Y( .)\

Spunog UIE

holy ****, 2 years of silence and ye's had to go break it.

See you's don't even know what it was about, think about it 2 years of silence. Musta been DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNn good.

can't believe a topic that was put up when left screen logged on has come back to get me, noooooo, i was young and in college all the kids were doin it

Blush_01

Emmm... is it normal for my third arm to feel so stiff?

Shabadu

@:-{)€


Sarky's beard/tentacle replacement surgery was a complete success. (note the extra realistic Tom Selleck hair)

koneko

:-)88

4 boobs!

Shabadu

hott

singingstranger

/swoon

Shabadu

/catch

Sarky

/beard

Shabadu

/perv

The Raspberrier

Guess how long I can extend my tongue now that its healed?

Shabadu

27 miles!

Is it 27 miles?

The Raspberrier

Thats right! It makes up a portion of a well known motorway

county

thats a lot of tongue

The Raspberrier

Plenty of uses could be found for it though

Sarky

If you haven't named 15 in the next 5 minutes I shall feel quite justified in calling you a lying scumbag.

The Raspberrier

A deep-sea fishing line (its the bait too).

A very large elastic band

A tourist attraction

A clothes line

A sling-shot rubber thingy

Climbing rope

Fly catcher

Lassoo

Strangling device

Tow-rope

Measuring tape (I must put that to the test with the opposite sex sometime again)

Finally a rope to hang myself with because the 5 minutes are up and Im just so slow

Shabadu

He has clearly passed the test, Sarklor.

Blush_01

That's kind of impressive. Question though - wouldn't it be a bit too saliva-y for use as a climbing rope? Slip slip slippy!

funky penguin

Slippidy slip slip slip!

Sarky

Blush_01 wrote:

That's kind of impressive. Question though - wouldn't it be a bit too saliva-y for use as a climbing rope? Slip slip slippy!

Not if we make him lick envelopes all day. Or eat a whole pack of crackers WITHOUT cheese.

Blush_01

That's lots of tongue... it'd want to be a pretty big packet of cream crackers.

Ooh, I know, sawdust! Make him eat sawdust! *awaits pat on head*

pantar_dubh

Pats Blush on head, ensuring that claws are retracted when doing so...

Adds:

Guinness flavoured sawdust from a theme pub floor.

Blush_01

*purrs*

I likes your thinking. Guinness-y sawdust it is!

pantar_dubh

pantar_dubh turns to Blush_01 and purrs, "Does it matter what music is being played in the theme pub when we collect the sawdust to be eaten?"

Giblet

Chad ghostal

Giblet wrote:

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