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Kebab House, Dominic St.

  • 04-11-2004 4:54pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭


    Go in, place €4.40 on the counter and ask the jolly-looking keeper of meats for a "Kebabmeat & Chips With Curry, Cheese and Chili".
    A 'Please' is optional, but advised.
    Should you proffer a Please, a 'Thank You' is usually expected in accordance with Chippy etiquette.

    I strongly suggest you allow sufficient time for the cheese to melt and meld with the curry, and purchase a soft-drink other than Coke.
    I have no pity for people who are foolish or wilfully ignorant enough to have coke accompany their curry dish.

    Report back here with your opinions.

    If all goes to plan, this shall be on the menu soon enough, and may also be orderable by uttering the phrase "GalwayLAN Special".

    All going to plan that is....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,594 ✭✭✭forbairt


    can't go wrong with the chips in pita ... if your're just after something cheap and plain ... that or go to cp's :)


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Behemoth Meal : Half pounder cheese burger with curry cheese chips. (Defibrillator available for a modest surcharge).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    Milk is the best thing to have with spicy food


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    NeoSlicerZ wrote:
    Milk is the best thing to have with spicy food
    No it isn't. Man was not made to suckle at the teat of a cow.

    Beer works, and has done for centuries.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    Go in, ask for a "three thirty", you get a burger with toppings of your choice (including kebab meat!), chips with curry and/or coleslough (spelling?), with cheese available at a reasonable extra price, and a can of coke or club orange.

    Cost = 3.30
    Verdict = yum

    que


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Fobia wrote:
    Go in, ask for a "three thirty", you get a burger with toppings of your choice (including kebab meat!), chips with curry and/or coleslough (spelling?), with cheese available at a reasonable extra price, and a can of coke or club orange.

    Cost = 3.30
    Verdict = yum

    que

    Also known as "The Burger Meal".
    "Toppings of your choice" only applies when the surly English gent isn't serving you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    NeoSlicerZ wrote:
    Milk is the best thing to have with spicy food

    This I must agree with, in part.

    Red wine with Tex-Mex is also good.
    Sangria is better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    SyxPak wrote:
    Also known as "The Burger Meal".
    "Toppings of your choice" only applies when the surly English gent isn't serving you.

    You keep telling me this, but I've been in there many a time and have not once heard it being called a "burger meal" it's always "three thirty please" "alroight thrai thur'ee, whadya wont on et?".

    I blame political correctness.

    que


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Fobia wrote:
    You keep telling me this, but I've been in there many a time and have not once heard it being called a "burger meal" it's always "three thirty please" "alroight thrai thur'ee, whadya wont on et?".

    I blame political correctness.

    que

    That is because those young lads from the bish are plebs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    SyxPak wrote:
    That is because those young lads from the bish are plebs.

    Patricians, please.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,594 ✭✭✭forbairt


    OI ... ex bish here ... repect your elders son :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Mary's Represent :)


    also, purely to serve my curiosity, how old do you think I am?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    You're 20 innit?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 933 ✭✭✭hal9000


    man nothing beats the kebab house at 3 in the morning and the price well thats just the icing on the cake :D
    btw marys suxs ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    hal9000 wrote:
    btw marys suxs ;)

    He's right you know.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Fobia wrote:
    He's right you know.

    At least they taught us how to spell.

    :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,594 ✭✭✭forbairt


    wee cun al spel gud :) gawds sayk :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    SyxPak wrote:
    At least they taught us how to spell.

    :)

    Syx, you know that we're really bad at spelling and grammar in general and that people who speak in text language are actually correct.

    que

    p.s. u suxxors cs rocks0rz.......****COCK!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    There is no excuse for "txtspk" on the net.
    You've got a full keyboard in front of you.
    Use it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,603 ✭✭✭Gangsta


    bish is a crap school, but its better than marys anyday


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    Actually..... Jezz is probably better - but they don't offer my subject choices and make you do transition year so it's the Bish for me :( .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    ./mod.pl

    Back on topic.

    Also, update to the recipe:

    Chips, Kebab meat, curry, cheese, coleslaw and then chilli.

    Serve with a side-order of 7Up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,945 ✭✭✭Anima


    You mean sprite?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    Club Lemon if it's available.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭DRakE


    I do enjoy the occasional Sprite myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭FatherTed


    Does Marys still suck like they did when I went to the Bish 20 years ago?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    How many times has that Kebab shop being closed by the Health Inspectors?

    You're risking your life eating in there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,148 ✭✭✭Ronan|Raven


    Well after many many years of eating there I still find myself oddly alive? No more risking it than superknacks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Microbes are a far more civilised danger than some drunken skanger shoving a bottle in your face, alright.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    Well after many many years of eating there I still find myself oddly alive? No more risking it than superknacks.

    Hygiene etc. is better in chain fast food joints. Of course the food is everybit as ****e, but there you go.

    I'm sorry if I offended anyone's delicate sensibilites.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,148 ✭✭✭Ronan|Raven


    It is ok I accept your apology ;) In all seriousness they were closed down a few years back allright, I dont think there has been any closures for a long time now under current management?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,008 ✭✭✭rabbitinlights


    Kebab houses scare me, you know that big piece of meat that spins? when they close up at night, where do they put that meat? Correct me if im not mistaken but reheating meat over and over again is bad for it?

    Just Curious.

    And just so you all know ENDAS kicks all your wimpy asses!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's been a while since I was in the 'Bab house. Must visit again soon...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Fobia


    The infamous "meal deal" or "three ten" now costs €3.50!

    Twas €3.10 for so long, then they went up to €3.30 and there were the jokes about asking for a "three ten" and paying €3.30 (tied in with the asking for a tennor credit paying €11 gags), but €3.50!

    I'm reconsidering walking down there before I head up to the snooker hall....tis not so incredibly cheap anymore.


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