If you had one bullet?

sprinkles

Who would you hunt down and introduce it to?

Personally its got to be Ryan Tubirdy.

Its a coincidence that there is a thread at the moment about him because I had this conversation at the weekend with my mates about what you would do with one bullet. In fairness to Ryan only 6 of us voted for him. The others were deaf mutes who can't lip read english.

yes i need all the friends I can get and deaf mutes with whom I can't comunicate are still very interesting people, despite the lack of communication.

If only Ryan was a deaf mute.....

Anyway, who would you like to say "Do you feel lucky Punk?" to before painting the walls with them?

aidan_walsh

sprinkles wrote:

Who would you hunt down and introduce it to?

Personally its got to be Ryan Tubirdy.

Its a coincidence that there is a thread at the moment about him because I had this conversation at the weekend with my mates about what you would do with one bullet. In fairness to Ryan only 6 of us voted for him. The others were deaf mutes who can't lip read english.

yes i need all the friends I can get and deaf mutes with whom I can't comunicate are still very interesting people, despite the lack of communication.

If only Ryan was a deaf mute.....

Anyway, who would you like to say "Do you feel lucky Punk?" to before painting the walls with them?

You. For starting yet another stupid thread thats bound to descend into Bush\Tubridy\Moore\[insert famous name here] bashing.

steveland?

I'd need four for Bush\Tubridy\Moore\[insert famous name here]

Victor

I'd hope Bertie was standing behind Bush ...

woosaysdan

in the famous words of alex fergusion "ahh cant i have two?"

Mossy Monk

bush

sprinkles

doodle_sketch wrote:

You. For starting yet another stupid thread thats bound to descend into Bush\Tubridy\Moore\[insert famous name here] bashing.

They don't have to famous! You could shoot your mam for instance if she really pissed you off, kept on nagging about clean underwear and the likes.......................I'm 42 for gods sakes Ma! Leave me alone!

Spalk0

Id have to say id hunt down Eamonn Dunphy!....he never fails to wreck my head time after time and if i hear him say Roy Keane one more i will hunt him down for real!

ShiverinEskimo

Without a doubt - no second thoughts about it -

TIM HENMAN.
BASTARD

Jim

Whoever is stealing my thoughts.

BolBill

sprinkles wrote:

They don't have to famous! You could shoot your mam for instance if she really pissed you off, kept on nagging about clean underwear and the likes.......................I'm 42 for gods sakes Ma! Leave me alone!

Brilliant.

I'd have to use it on Puff Daddy, ever since he came out with that tribute song for the Notorious "drug dealing fat f**k" B.I.G. he's being on my sh*t list at number one. His crimes to music deserve a lot more than one bullet mind you. :mad:

woosaysdan

BolBill wrote:

Brilliant.

I'd have to use it on Puff Daddy, ever since he came out with that tribute song for the Notorious "drug dealing fat f**k" B.I.G. he's being on my sh*t list at number one. His crimes to music deserve a lot more than one bullet mind you. :mad:

empty a full magazine on the ****

karlh

Chris De Burgh.

fitz

Celine Dion.

Jim

fitz wrote:

Celine Dion.

Skinny bastard.

landser

with the head that I have on me at the moment, there can only be one contender.... me... But, if you like, I can try and stand next to Ryan before i do it. You never know it might ricochet into him.

mobile04

that clown bush
without a doubt

the monkeys and chimps he looks like would do a better job in the white house im sure

Borzoi

Today it would be a tough choice - either me or the boss.

gibo_ie

Hey i will buy yours off you and shoot the donkey bush twice...just to be sure

banquo

the guy sitting beside me.

or micheal moore.

koneko

Jimeatsmenu wrote:

Whoever is stealing my thoughts.

ahahahah they're mine now

You'll never catch me alive!

woosaysdan

voilence never solved anything folks, ah who am i kidding if i had one shot it would have to be pat kenny

Ardent

Missy Elliot.

Does it have to be a bullet? Could it be a rocket-propelled grenade?

sprinkles

Ardent wrote:

Missy Elliot.

Does it have to be a bullet? Could it be a rocket-propelled grenade?

for missy elliot it would have to be.

woosaysdan

but you only get one!!!

ven0m

JFK.... no, no - we got him already
Kurt Cobaine .... he wouldn't share!!!!!!
Tupac .... sh*t, we got him already too
Some girl @ Phil Spector's request .... oh yeah, we did that too

Person who started this thread??? erm......... maybe later.....yes, that's it - maybe later

or.................

I could just use it on myself - hehehehehe


::: ven0mous :::

sprinkles

ven0m wrote:

Person who started this thread??? erm......... maybe later.....yes, that's it - maybe later

you might have to fight Doodle Sketch for that privillage, I'v already promised myself to him.

remember kids: Drink & Don't Drive!

ven0m

sprinkles wrote:

you might have to fight Doodle Sketch for that privillage, I'v already promised myself to him.

remember kids: Drink & Don't Drive!

Is it too late to add 'Doodle Sketch' to my list??? hehehehe


::: ven0mous :::

woosaysdan

its never too late

Draíochta

I don't like all this talk about shooting Bush, it's just too quick!

I think all the Bush voters should be shot, although when he sends most of them to his next Oil fuelled war they will be.

Tiriel

Dra&#237 wrote: »

I think all the Bush voters should be shot, although when he sends most of them to his next Oil fuelled war they will be.

lol that's one way of looking at it! how about a bullet for the big gas bag Derek Mooney~?

sprinkles

Cork_girl wrote:

lol that's one way of looking at it! how about a bullet for the big gas bag Derek Mooney~?

Ah i was waiting for someone to mention him. My flat mate has a deep hatred of him. it was close between him and Ryan.

Bag of Gas indeed.

PeadarofAodh

Ruud van Nistleroy! There's something about that guy that makes me want to put a fist through his head, a bullet would do I suppose...
YOU MAKE ME SOO MAAAAAAD! :mad:

bmc

easy.

Joe Duffy

Anyone willing to provide a second, third, fourth bullet... just in case.

woosaysdan

im prepared to break into the bullet factory and rob all the bullets for joe duffy!!!

flyinfishmonkey

bmc wrote:

easy.

Joe Duffy

Anyone willing to provide a second, third, fourth bullet... just in case.

Hello good-afternoon and you're very welcome to Liveline!!

"Good-afternoon to you caller 1"! "You have a problem...?"

Caller: " Yeah Joe, I wanna shoot you"!

Joe: Sure, sure, sure ,sure

( -BANG- ) beep.. beep.. beep.. beep.. beep..

Well there you go, I did it for you.
(%)

woosaysdan

flyinfishmonkey wrote:

Hello good-afternoon and you're very welcome to Liveline!!

"Good-afternoon to you caller 1"! "You have a problem...?"

Caller: " Yeah Joe, I wanna shoot you"!

Joe: Sure, sure, sure ,sure

( -BANG- ) beep.. beep.. beep.. beep.. beep..

Well there you go, I did it for you.
(%)

LOL how did you shoot hi down the phone though?

flyinfishmonkey

Courier-sniper...

sprinkles

woosaysdan wrote:

LOL how did you shoot hi down the phone though?

I reckon he was ringing on his mobile and standing behind him, dramatic effect and all,

or maybe he has some sort of phone gun that I'm not aware of.

bmc

Good stuff... I knew I'd find support here.

Is it still considered a vigilante group if the target has, technically, committed no crimes? Or is that just known as a mob? Vigilante group has a much better ring to it. Either way, it's a worthy mission.

sprinkles

bmc wrote:

Good stuff... I knew I'd find support here.

Is it still considered a vigilante group if the target has, technically, committed no crimes? Or is that just known as a mob? Vigilante group has a much better ring to it. Either way, it's a worthy mission.

do tell

ven0m

bmc wrote:

Good stuff... I knew I'd find support here.

Is it still considered a vigilante group if the target has, technically, committed no crimes? Or is that just known as a mob? Vigilante group has a much better ring to it. Either way, it's a worthy mission.

IXNAY ON THE MOB-NAY!!!!!!!!!


::: ven0mous :::

PH01

I wouldn't be prone to violence, but if had one bullet I'd use it on that bastard who's murdering the hostages by cutting their heads off.

bmc

sprinkles wrote:

do tell

Shhhh... Once the phone gun has been completed details of your individual mission contributions will be distributed.


This is going to be so much fun!

Renegade_Archer

This is probably going to get the Special Branch and black helicopters after me, but it has to be said: Bush. Someone that stupid shouldnt be allowed stay in power.

OfflerCrocGod

You. Yes You.

Matthewthebig

What type of bullet? Because a sniper bullet can do a hell of a lot more damage that a 9mm. Well? I wouldn't mind getting rid of the person who copies me whenever i walk in front of that glass stuff.

otron

BolBill wrote:

Brilliant.

I'd have to use it on Puff Daddy, ever since he came out with that tribute song for the Notorious "drug dealing fat f**k" B.I.G. he's being on my sh*t list at number one. His crimes to music deserve a lot more than one bullet mind you. :mad:

Ahem ...
http://www.seethru.co.uk/zine/rants/puff_daddy.htm

aidan_walsh

OfflerCrocGod wrote:

You. Yes You.

Better get in line then, both myself and ven0m have designs on him as it is...

Piste

Most of my year. Hell, they're practically the same person.

jonny68

See below....... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: