Story with a moral

climaxer

STORY WITH A MORAL

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check he wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that You have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car

aidan_walsh

climaxer wrote:

Apologies for the >> but I copied and pasted this from another site -


STORY WITH A MORAL > > > > > > > > I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, >and > > > > So we decided to get married. > > > > > > > > My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and >my > > > > girlfriend? > > > > She was a dream! > > > > > > > > There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that >one > > > > thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was >twenty > > > > years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She >would > > > > regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant >view >of > > > > her underwear. > > > > It had to be deliberate. > > > > She never did it when she was near anyone else. > > > > > > > > One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check >the > > > > wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered >to >me > > > > that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires >for >me > > > > that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She >told > > > > me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got >married >and > > > > committed my life to her sister. > > > > > > > > I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. > > > > > > > > She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go > > > > Ahead with it just come up and get me." > > > > > > > > I was stunned. > > > > I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she > > > > Reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down >the > > >stairs at > > > > me. > > > > > > > > I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the >front > > >door. > > > > > > > > I opened the door and stepped out of the house. > > > > I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that You have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." > > > > > > > > The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car

Why appologise when you can clean it up instead? Its practically unreadable like that...

climaxer

doodle_sketch wrote:

Why appologise when you can clean it up instead? Its practically unreadable like that...

Cos I'm really lazy today - sorry

climaxer

doodle_sketch wrote:

Why appologise when you can clean it up instead? Its practically unreadable like that...

Aw you've made me feel guilty now - here's another one for you whilst I clean up the first one

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in,he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out,"Business trip or vacation?" "Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states. Whoa, he thinks !!!---Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality. "Really," he says, swallowing hard "what myths are those?" , "Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers,when actually it is men of Irish descent!!, Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," She says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!" "Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto Murphy"

Suaimhneach

I laughed out loud at that one.

Pugsley

Liked the second one

Jaeger

Seen it too many times in "Tonto Kowolski" (indian/polish) form...