Cinderella

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CINDERELLA
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> Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a full life with the now departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair watching the world go by with her cat Allan.
> One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?"
> The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have lived a good wholesome life since we last meet, I have decided to grant you three wishes." "Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
> Cenderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy", she said. Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Allan, her cat, jumped off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch quivering with fear. "Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said Cinderella.
> "Is there anything else you might wish for". asked the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I was young, beautiful and had the body I once had." At once, her wish was granted. Fairy Godmother said, "You have one wish remaining, what shall you have?" Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said, "I wish you to turn Allan, my old cat, into a handsome young man."
> Magically, before them, stood a young man with the looks and body that no other man could match. The Fairy Godmother said "Cinderella. Enjoy your new life." With that she was gone.
> For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Allan looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most stunning man she had ever seen. Then Allan walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his muscular arms.
> He leaned close to her ear and whispered in a warm sweet breath
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> "Bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you!"

sprinkles

Ah the old balls chopped off gag, never gets old! LOL

okidoki987

Good 1