Manhood problem

LegacyUser

Everyone's penis obviously has a minimum temperature in which it is comfortable at. When it deceed's that temperature the penis and sack shrivel. The thing with mine is that if I'm naked or outdoor's it is inevitable that it will be shriveled. As you can imagine it is a really embarrassing problem. The only place it would be normal is in a really hot shower/bath.

Its not the kind of question I'm expecting a response to but does anyone have any advice as to what I could/should do? I'm hopeless at googling for answers to these kind of things as i'm gettting a load of "penis increase" results and my sister is in the next room.:)

thanks.

leeroybrown

The _only_ sensible piece of advice in this situation (assuming that there is a genuine query in there somewhere) is:

If it works properly then stop worrying about it!

skywalker

willy warmer maybe?

m4cker

have your grand mother knit it a little sleeve thingy. like a wool condom

RossFixxxed

Are you often naked in front of people you want to impress, outdoors in the cold?

/R

I am MAN

I wouldnt worry about its normal...once you can still get hard who cares.

LegacyUser

RossFixxxed wrote:

Are you often naked in front of people you want to impress, outdoors in the cold?

Its nothing about impressing, I couldn't care how big or small it was as long as it looks normal, not shriveled and I actually have a sack. There are lots of places I'd be naked but I have to try my best to hide, swimming + gym dressing rooms and the obvious one, with the ladies. Me and my mates are all comfortable about our sexuality so wouldn't mind getting changed together on holidays or whatever, except me, for the very reason stated in the opening post.

memphis

Ever hear the saying if its not broken don't fix it?

There's absoluely nothing wrong with ya. U just need to stop worrying.

Its actually amazing how many guys will worry about their tackle, believe me, its not the size that counts, its what it can do that matters.

If it can stand up and say a big hello.... no problemo, dude!

the_syco

mh wrote:

The thing with mine is that if I'm naked or outdoor's it is inevitable that it will be shriveled.

Dude, if this is your problem, no worries.

I think your worried as you've seen other guys danglers (for lack of a better word in this family-friendly forum)in the dressing room, and they were long and dangly=, while yours may have been shriveled.

There are two main type's of danglers
1) Those that are long, and when hard only go a little bit longer.
2) Those that are shriveled, but go full sized when hard.

1 and 2 both go, on average, the same length, when "happy".

RE*AC*TOR

Here's the advice, before going into one of these situations, give your lad a little attention. Just to get the blood starting to flow into him - that'll keep him warm and not -too shrivelld. Now you don't want to go as far as full raging hard-on, that would probably impress people too much.

narommy

the_syco wrote:

There are two main type's of danglers
1) Those that are long, and when hard only go a little bit longer.
2) Those that are shriveled, but go full sized when hard.

I once heard two girls talking about the above;
Type 2 was referred to as a "grower"

ferdi

if it didnt shrivle, you would be much more vunerable to frostbite, which is not something you'd want to experience down there...

LegacyUser

I'm actually waiting for another pre-modded post to be posted while reading replies so apologies to the mods for cluttering up the "engine".

Anyway, just to make clear, I've no problem with the actual size of my penis, as long as I can actually see it at that size for more than 20% of the day. It actually is more than physical appearance, it's not very comfortable either. Its really hard to explain but when I say shriveled, I mean prawn coctail, less than 2inch. When erect its about 6 inches. During a shower it would be an average penis size. If it was shriveled all the time and I knew that was my body I'd be OK with it, its the fact that it can be OK the odd time thats frustrating.

I know it sounds like I'm worrying about size, I'm honestly not. If it was 2 inches long but my balls dangled and it was shaped properly I'd be fine. It honestly so shriveled that it is like a rock and there has to be some way of sorting it out.

Apologies if this post offends anyone but the title is enough warning.

Sleepy

Another thing worth pointing out is that the angle at which you see someone elses assets makes them look bigger than the angle at which you look at your own.

chump

I've heard that grower line a lot b4... I'd be interested in knowing if tis actually true... any scientific papers on this fact?

i hope its true

Third_Echelon

dude.. nothing to worry about...

just out of interest, why did we need to know that your sister is in the next room?

RuggieBear

Third_Echelon wrote:

just out of interest, why did we need to know that your sister is in the next room?

:eek:

But seriously, just the recent change in temp and your body is getting used to it....nothing to worry about.

Move on folks....there is nothing to see here...move on....

LegacyUser

Third_Echelon wrote:

just out of interest, why did we need to know that your sister is in the next room?

The door seperating the two rooms are glass, I don't want my sister thinking I'm trying to increase my penis size.

memphis

mh wrote:

Its really hard to explain but when I say shriveled, I mean prawn coctail, less than 2inch. When erect its about 6 inches.

Lol.

I'm the same, but I'm not letting it bother me. Mine isn't even worth talking about when small, but when erect its well over 6 inches. (sorry if that sounds crude, but this is a very personal issue).

I'll say it again.... your normal, stop worrying!

Sleepy

chump wrote:

I've heard that grower line a lot b4... I'd be interested in knowing if tis actually true... any scientific papers on this fact?

i hope its true

It was one of the outcomes of the Masters & Johnson surveys of the 70's.

RE*AC*TOR

chump wrote:

I've heard that grower line a lot b4... I'd be interested in knowing if tis actually true... any scientific papers on this fact?

i hope its true

Quick way to find out if its true or not. Have a look at your knob, is it flaccid? Is it small. Give it a few tugs. Is it hard? Is it big? Express your findings as a limerick.

OfflerCrocGod

mh wrote:

The door seperating the two rooms are glass, I don't want my sister thinking I'm trying to increase my penis size.

That is what you are trying though.

skywalker

RuggieBear wrote:

Move on folks....there is nothing to see here...move on....

its that kind of talk that has him worried in the first place.

ferdi

skywalker wrote:

its that kind of talk that has him worried in the first place.

lol

pickarooney

Shrinkage...

Rachel: (She screams) Oh my God! I'm sorry, I thought this was the baby's
room. I'm really sorry. (She exits)

George: I was in the pool! I was in the pool!

% Jerry and George talking in Jerry's room.

George: Did she do it on purpose?

Jerry: It was my fault, I told her the wrong door.

George: I was supposed to see her. She wasn't supposed to see me.

Jerry: So what?

George: Well ordinarily I wouldn't mind. But...

Jerry: But...

George: Well I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was
cold...

Jerry: Oh... You mean... shrinkage.

George: Yes. Significant shrinkage!

Jerry: So you feel you were short changed.

tribble

You should see what cycling in sub zero temps does to mine - have to warm him up before i can even piss.

SantaHoe

Such a funny thread
See if you can buy warmer underwear, I think there's such a thing as thermal undies aren't there?
Warmer, thicker trousers might keep the cold draughts out aswell.
At least that way it won't be shriveled at first when you 'unrobe'.
Also trimming your bush a little might stop it dissapearing into the jungle
I dunno what you're worried about though, everyone knows about shrinkage.

Miss Mann

Just be thankful it's not so saggy that it trails along the ground when you walk.

xx