ok. ok it's again about Drinking!!

cajun_tiger

right i love drinking!! now i would like to know 3 things
1- whats your flavor when it comes to drink?
2- whats the most embarassing thing you've done while drunk
3- whats your proudest drunk moment?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

1 - bile
2 - raped someone
3 - killed someone.

Jim

Good god man, you didn't even get their names?

Nemici

1. Ur!ne
2. Took my own Rohypn0l
3. I dont remember (see answer 2)

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

the whole nights a blackout, I only know what the police told me.

penguinbloke

Mordeth I hope 2) and 3) are related otherwise it just gets messy. And it can be a good source of bile. What a night.

smoke.me.a.kipper

1. guinness/carlsberg when in the pub // dutch gold when at home
2. drinking a bottle of wine at home and not remembering the rest of the night out. my friends told me that i dont want to know what i did, but i made a 'show' of myself aparently.
3. i dont have one

RE*AC*TOR

1. I'm still human flavoured, even when drinking.
2. I posted on boards, using "you're", when i should have used "your".
3. Drinking from my GFs furry cup, realised I was a lucky bastard.

woosaysdan

1). cider
2). tried to propose to a barmaid
3). the time a group of us re-arranged the cones from road works across the road

Sleepy

1) Carlsberg/Weisbier/Guiness/Vodka/Bacardi/Red Wine/Good Whiskey (depending on my mood)
2) pissed in a fireplace
3) Spelt out UCG using forty something traffic cones down main street Castlerea during my first year Rag Week mystery tour

steveland?

1. Budweiser or JD and Coke
2. Pissed on the floor
3. Cleaned it up

KdjaCL

1. Bulmers
2. Fell asleep in hotel in temple bar awoke 3 am had to knock on door loudly to get out , lucky it was hotel could have been long night.
3.Stole postmans bike in Galway 3 of us rode it down some big street towards B and B that was by seaside. 4th mate went home drunk earlier, me had great idea to sneak bike into B and B and place it in bed beside drunk mate. Got all the way to b and B with chain falling off repeatdly threw bike into sea in annoyance, felt sorry for it got it back and got wet. Evenatually snuck into b and B 3 of us carrying bike trying to be quiet(not an easy task). B and B owner was watching tv (porn at 4am) we snuck behind him carrying huge frikkin bike. Got it up the stairs into the room into the bed and went to the other room and giggled all night mate never said a word only " how did i get home last night" to which we replied "dunno you said somfin about getting a ride last night "


kdjac

Optikus

1.. larger most spirts
2.. Changes every week, this week would probably be the barmaid i bedded.. the shame \0/
3.. Also changes everyweek, this week would be winning an mp3 player.

RE*AC*TOR

larger than what?

Optikus

RE*AC*TOR wrote:

larger than what?

Roffle ..you know what i mean Lager.. the drink not the fool with the 28kbps modem trying to play CS.

RE*AC*TOR

Optikus wrote:

Roffle ..you know what i mean Lager.. the drink not the fool with the 28kbps modem trying to play CS.

:eek:

SoupyNorman

1.8 cans of amstel for €9.99
2.puked in the middle of a crowded dance floor
3.danced calmly off the dance floor like nothing happened

....smooth...

ven0m

1. Black Tooth Grins (JD + Jaeger + Goldschlager + dash of coke)
2. Tried to commit suicide
3. Managing to 'keep it up' while drunk!


::: ven0mous :::

rmacm

1. Guinness and Vodka&Redbull
2. Getting sick out of a taxi window
3. Winning more drink for stuffing my face with cream crackers

passive

1 - Bulmers when out. bottle of wine when in or at a picnic or whatever
2 - hmm...probably my first experience. junior night 2002, a few tumbler glasses of vodka, a lot of vomit, confession of all my secrets (and there where a few..angsty 15 year old that i was) pleading desperately for a kiss from some(any)one and finally texting my ex that i hadn't spoken to in months! ah, memories
3- Paris, last summer, 2am: passive leaves a half bottle of wine down beside a parking meter while running to the pub/bathroom with a group of strangers. 4am: passive returns by the same path...pauses, sees his bottle of wine. finishes. following this 2 guys attempted to mug my friends and I. i yelled "AU REVOIR, SI VOUS PLAIT" and walked away...genuinely had no idea i was being threatened..just thought he was rude

OLDYELLAR

miller
taking something and not remembering the whole night but aparently i was fukd up good
stealing a traffic cone which took ages hiding it under me coat the whole way home:)

GOLDEN-VIRGINIA

OLDYELLAR wrote:

miller
taking something and not remembering the whole night but aparently i was fukd up good
stealing a traffic cone which took ages hiding it under me coat the whole way home:)

Ive robbed 1 of them 3 foot yellow road signs that flick the light on and off constantly when I was about 15, they put them round holes in the pavement or road, It was a right pain in the arse flicking on all night in the bedroom had to put about 3 coats over it till I found out how to turn it off.

Im a Blossom hill girl usually but I drink lager in pints on matchdays!

OLDYELLAR

aww i always wanted a cone though i was so proud when i got it home , was a bastid trying to hide it when we were moving out though me being silly laura went and painted it white to cover up all the writing and names that enede up on it and made it look twice as bloody obvouis, ah funny we had it in the sitting room for months like

GOLDEN-VIRGINIA

all our traffic cones are red or orange, but on matchday Goodison (Evertons football ground) put blue and white ones out and Im dying to nick one, I would have it like a centrepiece on my dining room table.

Skellington

1. bulmers
2. in the middle of ordering some mac donalds i got a serious case of projectile vomitting...i just stared walking slowly backwards before turning around and running as fast as i could...
3. finally gettin a piece on a building that i've wanted for 2 years.

cajun_tiger

on new years eve 2002 everything was frozen and i decided to take a frozen traffic cone home... my clothes and hands were in bits. that was a great night

Dr. Loon

PunK04 wrote:

3. finally gettin a piece on a building that i've wanted for 2 years.

What does that mean?

m4cker

1 guinness
2 robbing some letters off the front of my local
3 rearranging them to make the word A-R-S-E in 2 1/2 foot gold letters

cajun_tiger

What does that mean?=DR.LOON
I think he means grafiti

rainbow kirby

1 - nothing really...
2 - puking out of a taxi coming home from a party
3 - falling asleep in the front row of a lecture while still drunk from the night before.

Boro

1. Sometimes Bulmers, sometimes lager, depending on what mood im in really.
2. Puking black slime during a house party after necking most of a bottle of tequila.
3. Helping to find, then decorate the "beer tree" - an uprooted tree placed in a traffic cone, hung with empty beer cans. In my front room

Baldy

Mordeth wrote:

1 - bile
2 - raped someone
3 - killed someone.

Must be all those drugs depressing you and warping your mind!

bringitdown

1: Carlsberg at the mo
2: Mispronounced (while shouting) Cymru for the entire duration of the England / Wales rugby match while surrounded by English fans only to be corrected by a lone Welsh fan and later getting thrown out for staring at the barmaid's ample chest.
3: Sneaking back in!

CYMRU! CYMRU! CYMRU! CYMRU!


Slightly OT but a partial list of things that have appeared in my presence after nights out:

1 tyre - found in our dishwasher
1 menu board from next door restaurant / pub
1 couch
1 pic-in-ic bench
Countless traffic cones
1 anti-abortion sign
2 kebabs in bed
1 kebab mashed into floor
1 chicken wing in hair
:eek: