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Sex In The Dark...

  • 19-10-2004 9:36am
    #1
    JCDenton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 394 ✭✭


    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
    Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the
    light.

    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

    She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

    So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
    romantic session, she turned on the lights.

    She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
    pleasure device... a vibrator!

    Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

    She went completely ballistic.

    "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to
    me all of these years?

    You better explain yourself!"

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

    "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."


Comments

  • #2
    aidan_walsh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    He he he...


  • #3
    mayordenis
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,654 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    ahahhahahaha


  • #4
    jared almasy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭jared almasy


    ha ha ha nice... BUSTED!!


  • #5
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    lol, brilliant!


  • #6
    Hello Kitty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Hello Kitty


    ha ha good one


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  • #7
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    Wait a second, what kids? - there weren't any kids in that joke. I don't get it. Did someone erase part of the joke. Put it back. Please.


  • #8
    The_Goose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    Maximilian wrote:
    Wait a second, what kids? - there weren't any kids in that joke. I don't get it. Did someone erase part of the joke. Put it back. Please.
    :eek:


  • #9
    Maximilian
    Legal Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 5,400 Mod ✭✭✭✭Maximilian


    ahem


  • #10
    Optikus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,415 ✭✭✭Optikus


    class joke


  • #11
    MrVestek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,258 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    Hrm if i could think of a more articulate way to say idiot then i would... but i can... IDIOT!!!


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  • #12
    Drex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭Drex


    excellent :D


  • #13
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    thats brilliant!


  • #14
    Treebeard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭Treebeard


    heh I liked that one


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