Worst TV ad ever!!!!

TwoShedsJackson

If I see that fu<king new Halifax ad with that fat ugly bint dancing around to the tune of that fe<king Ricky Martin song one more time I will claw my eyes out.

Then go postal bigtime.

smoke.me.a.kipper

The DAZ ad with that Julian chap, and the womans footie team.

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Megatron

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by gandalf:
No its that fukin Kiddie Laptop ****e that Sky put on for nearly ever advert break.......nnnnaaarrgghhhhh

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that is a close second to the penaily pen .... wich is MUCH worse ..
now when your buy a pen ( i knick mine from other peopelse desks) would being able to put a pen througha can be a MAJOR selling point ???

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No !!!!! I will crush you with my Bare hands

WhiteWashMan

tha stupid ad for the last in the series of *****ly heat...
doo-doo doo-da, doo-doo doo-da


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Da Bounca

that ****ing AA add, with yur man asking his wife did she get the insurance and she says i did it on the AA website and thewn he starts moaning about the way his dad did it and she flips and goes im not your dad.

Panda

Thee worst add ever has to be that ****ing Penalli pen set constantly run on TV3.

Also if anyone watches tv until 2 or 3 in the morn then you'll notice those info-mercials for those "revolutionary" excercising machines, which feature washed up tv actors (eg. Chuck Norris) and not forgetting that infamous line associated with the drivel "...and it even fits under your bed!!!..."

Ugh.

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Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda

darthmise

yeah that add about insurance where she goes mad. It's just two people having a fight! WTF?

Bard

Have to agree with Castor on this one - that Halifax ad is the worst around by far at the moment.

Oh- and Ricky Martin sucks big fL0ppy d0Nk3y d1<k too.

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Thanx 4 The Fish

That clothes one where the fat naked burd is
running around mountains naked, shouting i'm
normal is pretty bad too.

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You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!

plastic membrane

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kento-Shiro:
Thee worst add ever has to be that ****ing Penalli pen set constantly run on TV3.

Also if anyone watches tv until 2 or 3 in the morn then you'll notice those info-mercials for those "revolutionary" excercising machines, which feature washed up tv actors (eg. Chuck Norris) and not forgetting that infamous line associated with the drivel "...and it even fits under your bed!!!..."

Ugh.

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holy S hit dude ! My company takes orders for them. Do you have any idea how previledged we are to have Chuck Norris (in his defining role) advertise our goods ? Its like Lawrence Olivier advertising bikini wax.

Mabye not.

Anyway, washing machines live longer with Calgon. i do so hate that ad..

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Damn it Jim, im a doctor, not a Beefy King !

Lucy_la_morte

2 words, Claims Direct.

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J'ai dormi sous l'eau.

Lucy la morte.

Swifty

That ****ing Andrex ad with the puppy bringing the toilet roll to kid going for a dump.

The ****ing music just wrecks the tits off me
(i bet tits will be censored)

Stephen

That ad for huggies fúcking nappies... Where the little gimps are dressed like doctors and nurses... makes me want to hurl the TV out the window every time.

gandalf

No its that fukin Kiddie Laptop ****e that Sky put on for nearly ever advert break.......nnnnaaarrgghhhhh

Gandalf.

Robbo

What about that one with for some ambulance chaser solicitor who looks like a date rapist?

"Some people want to make you feel guilty for seeking compensation for being an idiot.."

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Rob.

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"There are Britney people and non-Britney people." - Britney Spears
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Illkillya

Kenco Coffee "Hadn't I better clear that with the boss?" ad. (and to a lesser extent, its predecessor starring Jenkins)

it would inspire me to set up my own coffee company to put her out of business until i remember she's not real.

btw, surely that Halifax ad is a joke?

Manach

I have to agree about the Hailax. The worst ever (inc. those Radion ads of yore). Uggh.

ThunderingMike

I cannot believe no one has mentioned the Nescafe ads. They are pure ****ing ****. Not just that, but that Halifax ad, first time I saw it start, I knew that fat **** singing was bad news and have successfully avoided it since then.

But those Nescafe ads... dear jesus they make me ill... so ****ing pretentious.

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ThunderingMike Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pitch and moment, With this regard their current turns away, And lose the name of action... Nows that's a sig.

SantaHoe

I'm with Gandi there, the "lap-top junior" add just ****es me off so much... especialy when you notice that the "grown-up" is just twiddling two fingers in the same spot, while trying to look busy.
Oh, and... IT'S NOT A FKING LAPTOP!

A close second place goes to the Nissan ad.
"New car todaaaaaay - my old car's gone away, this nissan is the best... it's not like all the rest"
How mind numbingly unoriginal... coupled with that cringe-worthy tune is enough to make me never want to own one (and 'understand').

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Illkillya:
it would inspire me to set up my own coffee company to put her out of business until i remember she's not real.</font>

LOL

azezil

that add with the cow n orange....WTF when's the last time u got milk from a MALE cow!!!

they may be getin sumtin white from him it ain't milk ppl! LOL

n that other add for some other drink, again with a male cow with udders!!! how stupid are these ppl!!!

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"just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"

Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Swifty-:
That ****ing Andrex ad with the puppy bringing the toilet roll to kid going for a dump.
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After myself and my youngest brother were joking about that ad, we can't now watch it without imagining the scenario of 'what happens next'... at the end the dog doesn't quite make it far enough with the toilet roll as you know,- kid calls him over, dog lollops over to kid, cut to product shot and voiceover at end of ad.

What we don't see is the dopey dog being grabbed by the scruff of the neck, hoisted up and being used in lieu of the toilet paper by the equally dopey kid to wipe his own ar$e.

... and I don't watch much TV either

Zaphod Beeblebrox

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" that is a close second to the penaily pen .... wich is MUCH worse ..
now when your buy a pen ( i knick mine from other peopelse desks) would being able to put a pen througha can be a MAJOR selling point ??? " - Gandalf

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No but being able to put a pen through an advertising executive's head would.

As for Halifax, hunt down that woman and kill her in nasty ways.
Did someone say compensation?...
"Jimmy was going to work when he walked into a door. The resulting concussion destroyed his only brain cell. By putting doors in his building his employer was creating a serious health risk, and we sued him for every penny he had. Jimmy won 5 million pounds compensation, which he ate".

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Fidelis

The ****ing music just wrecks the tits off me

You're not alone, that off-tune music goes through my head

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Nil Desperandum

Fidelis

Just saw a Statoil advert on the box.
That blond haired chap, who I'm convinced does not exist!, walks over to young kids playing basketball, hold on there, sorry, basketball ? anyway, he asks them what they like for lunch, they all reply "hotdogs", no forgive me but that's a load of ********

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Nil Desperandum

richindub2

Laptop Jr., Penalli penset, that drill set and any other order direct thingy adds do it for me

Oh and LOL bard

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UP DA DUBS!!

pat kenny

1.Mcmullan ads gerrrrrr
2.The new anti-drinkin ads on RTE grrrrr
3.The old "BOUNTY ,THE STRONGEST SOAKER-UPPER" ads grrrr
4.All Kinder ads grrrrr
5.That 20 year old add they still show "Them bones , them bones need calcium etc."
grrrrr (the wooden guy really frightens me and allways has)

Mills

The new ad for Barry's tea I think, with him telling the kids at the end "Wow wooow, it's a no fly zone". That's pretty bad.

ObeyGiant

The Claims Direct ad is fantastic.. it's got the best catchphrase ever... "Where there's blame, there's a claim".
It's also got a cartoon "T" that keeps getting into all sorts of accidents, and ends up with him, complete with broken leg and crutches, being showered with money.

smoke.me.a.kipper

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ObeyGiant:
The Claims Direct ad is fantastic.. it's got the best catchphrase ever... "Where there's blame, there's a claim".
It's also got a cartoon "T" that keeps getting into all sorts of accidents, and ends up with him, complete with broken leg and crutches, being showered with money.</font>

are you ****ing mad???? the claims direct ad with that little wh0re with the glasses who fell in the playground. and he had eye damage or something. most ads on sky now either want to get money for an accident, or want to "consolidate all your existing debts into one managable monthly payment".

arggggggggggggggggggg!

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-ciaran

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Energizer1

didn't anyone think of that ****e johnsons no-more tears shampoo ad, with that ****ed up kid,her mouth is moving at light speed!! GOD!! i hate that ad!! :-(

Illkillya

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by pat kenny:
1.Mcmullan ads gerrrrrr</font>

McMullan ads are AWFUL! i don't know why i didn't think of them

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2.The new anti-drinkin ads on RTE grrrrr</font>

You can't say these ads are bad... they're unpleasent and even disturbing.. but they're very effective and well made. They do exactly what they're designed to do, imo they're the best ads on TV (i dunno what u mean by new anti-drinking ads... the ones i'm thinking of are made every year, the earliest i can remember is the Louis Armstrong "what a wonderful world" one, then theres the one with the lift, and in the most recent i can think of the guy who drives home after a few drinks after a football match and crashes

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">3.The old "BOUNTY ,THE STRONGEST SOAKER-UPPER" ads grrrr</font>

Its a nice little catch tune and a good quality ad, unlike (4.) below

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">4.All Kinder ads grrrrr</font>

AAAAAAAArgh wtf?! how hard could it be to make these ads look remotely real in english speaking countries? These are definitely candidates for the worst ad, but they have a redeeming factor imo in that they are fairly bright, happy ads that do not make u want to vomit completely, u laugh at them for being so dubbed looking and stuff, but even if u try, u CANNOT laugh at that "Living to give u extra" ad (aaaaaaaaaargh)

Draco

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Illkillya:
You can't say these ads are bad... they're unpleasent and even disturbing.. but they're very effective and well made. They do exactly what they're designed to do, imo they're the best ads on TV (i dunno what u mean by new anti-drinking ads... the ones i'm thinking of are made every year, the earliest i can remember is the Louis Armstrong "what a wonderful world" one, then theres the one with the lift, and in the most recent i can think of the guy who drives home after a few drinks after a football match and crashes
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I think he's referiung to the cool choices ads to stop under age drinking - they're sh!te in the worst possible way.

Doc

That ad for the oil company with the big blond bimbo guy. Where he’s standing on the tanker with no jumper or jacket on say stuff like "Ve in Swweeeeden Know about ze cold yea" NO YOU DONT YOU TIT YOUR STANDING ON TOP OF THE TANKER WITH NO JACKET ON even the guy driving the thing thinks he’s a Muppet.

P.S. I have a sneaking suspicion he is gay.

Thanx 4 The Fish

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Illkillya:

You can't say these ads are bad... they're unpleasent and even disturbing.. but they're very effective and well made. They do exactly what they're designed to do, imo they're the best ads on TV (i dunno what u mean by new anti-drinking ads... the ones i'm thinking of are made every year, the earliest i can remember is the Louis Armstrong "what a wonderful world" one, then theres the one with the lift, and in the most recent i can think of the guy who drives home after a few drinks after a football match and crashes
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The most recent ad for not drink driving is
a good ad, and has won numerous awards,
however it is not a good anti drink-driving
ad. Before the guy crashes into the fence
and squishes the young buck, the driver
starts to play with the radio. That ruins
it as a drink driving ad because it is not
drink driving that has caused that crash,
rather it is the guy not paying attention to
the road.

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You never expect the Beefy Inquisition !!!

SheroN

That ****in ad for andrex...i think it was mentioned earlier...but jesus H christ...if the dog was that clever he'd have broken off a bit of the bog roll and brought it up the stairs...the young fella on the pan..could also use the dog to wipe his **** .

Shinji

Doubt this ever makes it over to Ireland, but anyone living in the London area will undoubtedly join with me in proclaiming the F*CKING CAPITAL FM ads the Worst In The World Ever. Some fat bint in tight leggings and a spiky (I kid ye not) jumper bopping around at a bus stop... Faaaaackk offffffff.....

TacT

lucy your bang on that claims direct is the only ad where I have to change the channel and clench the remote between both my fists muttering under my breath

cyberdog

All Barry's Tea ads should carry a government health warning.

Blitzkrieger

That new GAP rip-off supervalue one has to be the new king

vac

lol swifty Hardkore and myself were just talking about how much that andrex ad wrecks the head..

On another note..

Those do not drink and drive on RTE1 and Network2.... i swear it runs a shiver through me every time... its the one were the lads wins the football match and goes out for drinks and on his way home he cracks off a cirb and does a flip over the back fence where the little kid was playing soccer. Just as hes flipping over the fence the car is about a foot away from the kid and the kid moves the football with his foot and that freaks me out cause theres no way of explaining the ad and it seems real...

Freaked out boyz

BlitzKrieg

Uhmmmm all the BARBIE AND ACTION MAN ADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bad song

bad voice over

etc etc


BOunty ads are ****e aswell!!!!!!!!!!!


lets not forget the one with the talking blue phone insurance **** ITS WORST ONE EVER!

but the ads for television x are great dont know why ( )

Draco

The action man ads are terrible 'cause everything he has (including his bloody bear) has a hidden rocket launcher.

StarScream

noone has mentioned the mentos adds i mean they still haunt me!

BlitzKrieg

I just saw a ad which can get not worst but funniest yet not intending to be funniest advert.

its a barbie ad with some kitten and the son is goin on how u can tease it and brush it and feed it


and then it says u can squeeze it and that the CAT TAKES A FU(CKEN ****!!!

i mean i can imagine a 12 year old going wow barbie kitty took a weewee


OMG i couldnt stop laughing when i saw it the friggen girl is squeezing the kat while it ****es in the kitty box.

D-Generate

Dear God the Yoplait ad........

damnyanks

how about the chewing gum ad with chris eubank its like his head isnt attached to his neck or something

Paladin

Worst ad is that stupid puppy toilet paper one with the incredibly annoying highpitched tune.
Worst after that is the fukin huggies.

Although, I saw a challenger yesterday, cant remember product, but its got lots of ppl with their faces kinda warped like in a hall of mirrors thingy, but with incredibly annoying bg sound

Blitzkrieger

How about any aftershave (is it aftershave or some poofters perfume?) ad? Some gay boy staring at the camera like he's constipated while half naked. It makes me want to buy it

adnans

2 words, tampon ads.

its the biggest mistake ever to put those kind of ads on TV.

adnans

TwoShedsJackson

That Yoplait ad is disturbing. but it's that Halifax bit where she goes 'subject to terms... & status' that drives me fu<king insane.

MiCr0

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by D-Generate:
Dear God the Yoplait ad........</font>

without this is the world worst ever add...
sky seem to show it twice during each break..........