The bastard Men and & Psyco Women

Peter.Buckley

How many of you out there have ever wondered , based on Storys that you hear from Mates. It seems that out there there are only Bastards for Women, and Psyco's for Men.

Has any Men or Women Met these kinds of People??
Peter

Gordon

Moved to humanities.

simu

I've met lots of psycho men.

RE*AC*TOR

Bastard Men = rational thinking men who decide to fúck over their partner
Psycho Women = Irrational Women who control / stalk their partner

Is that the definition you were hoping for?

OfflerCrocGod

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rmacm

I've frequently being labeled a bastard for my ability to come up with some dark humour in relation to various people I know. Never been called a psycho though.

Cheers
Rory

impr0v

Do your friends relate these stories with awe or with disgust?
Everyone likes a bastard/psycho, they're fun at parties and present a challenge to each individual who's sure that they are one which will convince the bastard/psycho to change their ways.

Capt'n Midnight

All men are bastards.
All women are bitches.
Knowing this helps set realistic expectations in relationships.

ven0m

I used to think that all women were money grabbing, emotional blackmailing b*****s - but then I realised I was just constantly picking the wrong flippin women & for the wrong reasons...... I personally thik you can't let past relationships dictate future ones; they're history, learn from them, move on & forge new ones & once in a while try something different!!! Worked for me & for once I'm happy in a relationship & not looking for the nearest emergency exit cos I'm dating a psycho!!!!! Found me a missus worth being with for once & she makes me happy.... Women use the phrase 'sometimes it takes alot of kisses on alot of frogs to find the prince' - in my case, 'took alot of ****ty miserable excuses for princesses for this frog' to get it right...... my 2 cents for what it's worth....


::: ven0mous :::

rmacm

impr0v wrote:

Do your friends relate these stories with awe or with disgust?
Everyone likes a bastard/psycho, they're fun at parties and present a challenge to each individual who's sure that they are one which will convince the bastard/psycho to change their ways.

A mixture of both awe and disgust depends on what my last bastardly deed was. Very rarley has someone succeeded in getting me to change my ways and its usually women who are successfull.

Cheers
Rory

arbeitsscheuer

I agree with this actually. I've been wit a few women (well, more than a few, but I'm tryin to be modest here) and, yes, they've predominantly been psychos.... And as for me, well, I've been a bastard on a couple of occasions wit girls I've been seeing. I dunno why, I consider myself to be a nice enuff guy normally, but I become a nasty f*cker in some relationships.

So, short answer, Yes: There are only bastards out there for women, and only psychos out there for us men.

Cheerful thought, innit?!

CathyMoran

I have never really met any ba$tard men, maybe I have been lucky...I have always hug around with computer scientists/engineers so maybe that is why I have been so fortunate.

FruitLover

I've only ever had psycho girlfriends. But! my years in the company of psychos has made me learn how to recognize a psycho bitch when I see one.

Unfortunately, the most attractive girls always seem to turn out to be psychos, so this knowledge has proven useless to me

Optikus

I have had a few Psyco girfriends and they have all called me a Bastard, but that was because they were Psycos.. im not a Bastard