Rant of the day...

TheWolf

James Daly has had enough

Hello, my name is James Daly. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, lack of sexual activity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not sending out 50 billion ****ing forwards sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them, that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with lung cancer brought on by second-hand smoke from the cigarettes smoked by the big bad men who kidnapped her and took pornographic pictures of her for use on their child pornography web site will get 6 ****ing pee every time you send the letter.
Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How ****ing stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every Victoria's Secret model in the catalog! What a bunch of bull-****. So basically, this message is a big FU<K YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid forwards. Maybe the evil chainletter leprechauns will come into my room and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 3000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. **** them.
If you're going to forward something, at least send something mildly amusing. No more ****ing snowball fights, parachuting cows or ****ing drunken frog fights! I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. So **** all those muppets

-- (One very pi$$ed off) James Daly

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"A man works hard to keep the wolf from the door. Then his daughter grows up and brings one home..."

[This message has been edited by TheWolf (edited 30-07-2001).]

Jimi-Spandex

hehehe wan the wolf, going to forward that to 90 spam-merchants now.

vacca

get back to spammer is what i say:


http://www.sonic.net/~pvmtsaw/gonad/

WhiteWashMan

and heres one i got in the mail from stu69.
bloody brilliant!


This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their sexlife
even more fantastic. As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs
nothing, and you can only win.

Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as virile as
you. Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large box (don't
forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top
of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will
receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

* 0.5 miss worlds
* 2.5 models
* 463 wild nymphos
* 3,234 good-looking nymphos
* 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
* 40,198 bi-sexual women

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and
tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your
original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent
her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd
been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with
his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.)
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has
already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sexlife. No
expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only
interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no grumpy
mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do
not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS: Even when you have no girlfriend, you can use your vacuum cleaner.
PPS: This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
---o---
(Must dash, the post has just arrived.)
_____________________

Harmo

Sigh Daly .....

DEmeant0r

Hehe, I get plenty of these e-mails sent by god knows who... These e-mails stuff my e-mail a/c everyday and, So plz ppls stop sending these e-mails and get a ****ING LIFE

DJ Flick 2001

Daly u should go get a life and drinkin urself stupid aint a life

Chaos-Engine

I was once part of an anti-spam task force...
Maybe we need to form an Irish based one.

"FIGHT THE SPAM", "DISCONNECT THE SPAMMER"

P.S, most spammers r just plain idiots and do it cause they think exactly what the msg says....... Idiots

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"Information is Ammunition"
Choas Engine
Email: choas@netshop.ie
ICQ: 34896460

TheWolf

Its gotten to the point where im soooo sick of em, im going to send one of to anyone who sends me garbage, and wait see how long before it gets back to me. Il call it,

The Goodtimes Email Virus

Goodtimes will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, screw up the tracking on your television and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.

It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and leave its socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide your car keys when you are late for work.

Goodtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your current girlfriend behind your back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Visa card.

It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead. Such is the power of Goodtimes; it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear.

It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. It will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

Goodtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up. It will make a batch of Methamphetamine in your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase gradeschoolers with your new snowblower.

Listen to me. Goodtimes does not exist. It cannot do anything to you. But I can. I am sending this message to everyone in the world. Tell your friends, tell your family. If anyone else sends me another E-mail about this fake Goodtimes Virus, I will turn hating them into a religion. I will do things to them that would make a horsehead in your bed look like Easter Sunday brunch.

Yours unsincerly

Ura Gobshíte

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entropi

Wolf, i FUKKING LOVE THAT ONE, another grand contribution to the world of humour, it should be posted there also i got a good one of those forwards for ya if you want it, it's about your hatred for them. I can mail it to you if you want

It's guaranteed not to be one of those spammy onesthat you so dearly HATE

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That island has freedom written all over it" Sir, that's Cuba. [url="HTTP://WWW.thesimpsons.com"]look at that smithers!![/url]

entropi

The one i was sending goes along the lines of your first post so it's up to you if you or anyone here wants it.

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That island has freedom written all over it" Sir, that's Cuba. [url="HTTP://WWW.thesimpsons.com"]look at that smithers!![/url]

TheWolf

Geez, cant believe I actually WANT someone to send another one to me, but what the hell. Send it on, the email address is james_d_2000ie@yahoo.com

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