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Nun joke

  • 08-10-2004 2:11pm
    #1
    RedneckAgenda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭


    Paddy has been in the pub all day watching the Dublin match and getting well p!ssed. The barman decides that he has had enough so tell's him to go home.
    Paddy get's up and staggers towards the door and then starts to weave his way down the footpath to his house.
    On the otherside of the road is a nun minding her own business and saying the rosary.
    Paddy crosses the road, mumbling to himslef in the way old drunks do. When he meets the nun he swings his fist and knocks her to the ground, then he starts stamping on her head and repeatedly kicking her. Finally when he finishes the nun is in an awful state and Paddy says "Not so big now, are ye Batman ??".


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  • #2
    meepmeep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 374 ✭✭meepmeep


    *sigh* punchline in the thread title....... :confused:


  • #3
    duridian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,541 ✭✭✭duridian


    What???


  • #4
    TattyTeddy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭TattyTeddy


    RedneckAgenda wrote:
    Paddy has been in the pub all day watching the Dublin match and getting well p!ssed. The barman decides that he has had enough so tell's him to go home.
    Paddy get's up and staggers towards the door and then starts to weave his way down the footpath to his house.
    On the otherside of the road is a nun minding her own business and saying the rosary.
    Paddy crosses the road, mumbling to himslef in the way old drunks do. When he meets the nun he swings his fist and knocks her to the ground, then he starts stamping on her head and repeatedly kicking her. Finally when he finishes the nun is in an awful state and Paddy says "Not so big now, are ye Batman ??".
    One question - Why?


  • #5
    petals
    Closed Accounts Posts: 493 ✭✭petals


    tee hee that's funny


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