Rabbit joke

Verdammt · 21-09-2004 1:32pm #1

How do you catch a rabbit ???

Lie down in a feild and make carrot noises !!

UnrealQueen · 21-09-2004 9:43pm

carrots make noise?

Töpher · 21-09-2004 9:46pm

My rabbits gonna kick your ass.

Verdammt · 21-09-2004 11:15pm

Seem to be getting a bad vibe here because of my rabbit joke, strange, its one of my favorites and always gets people laughing.

Maybe because it's so stupid !!! :rolleyes:

gnu · 21-09-2004 11:19pm

Love the rabbit joke.

Reminds me of my favourite Zig & Zag joke:
Q: What's red and invisible?

A: No tomatoes.

Gurgle · 22-09-2004 2:52pm

How to catch a squirrel:
Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Maximilian · 22-09-2004 3:58pm

Why not tell the truth down in a field and make carrot noises, which I can only assume is a vegetarian pastry. I don't get it. Have you an mp3? post link plz.

UnrealQueen · 22-09-2004 4:36pm

I really like that tomato joke:)

MidnightQueen · 22-09-2004 8:40pm

How lame are these jokes??

wiw4 · 22-09-2004 8:57pm

not as bad as:

What biscuit flies?

...............A plane biscuit!!

de5p0i1er · 23-09-2004 2:39am

Man thats just bad.

Mercury_Tilt · 25-09-2004 8:49am

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fizzynicenice · 02-10-2004 4:59pm

ah man zig and zag rock!!!
whats blue and white and sits in the corner?
a fridge in a denim jacket

why do buisnessmen carry umbrellas
cos umbrellas can't walk

Doper Than U · 02-10-2004 5:24pm

The tomato one is effing brilliant. Zig and Zag were bloody great.

TomTom · 03-10-2004 12:24am

aye, what ever happened to zig and zag, where are the guys that played them now?

Maximilian · 04-10-2004 9:03am

ECho.......... !

narommy · 04-10-2004 10:28am

When i was a kid my uncle told me that the best way to catch a rabbit was to put sugar on it's tail. I believed him and went up the field throwing sugar at rabbits.

Maximilian · 04-10-2004 2:17pm

I'm shocked. Have you any idea how bad it is for their teeth. Shame on you!

narommy · 05-10-2004 4:08pm

Maximilian wrote:

I'm shocked. Have you any idea how bad it is for their teeth. Shame on you!

I was throwing it at their tails. How would that be bad for their teeth???

Maximilian · 06-10-2004 8:49am

What if a few pounds of sugar sprinkled off their tail and into their mouth? What then? HUH? Disgraceful.

narommy · 06-10-2004 9:02am

And why would rabbits have their mouths anywhere near their tails? That would be disgraceful!!!!

On a more serious note: Have you ever had any experience with wild rabbits??? It's hard to get anywhere close to them (unless they have mexi) It's funny to imagine a kid hiding behind a bank and running after them and throwing sugar at them.

Flukey · 06-10-2004 8:36pm

A bear was having a crap in the woods. Just as he finished, he spotted a rabbit sitting beside him. HE asked the rabbit "Does sh|t stick to your fur?" "No," the rabbit replies. So the bear picks the rabbit up and wipes his arse with it.

Maximilian · 07-10-2004 9:10am

Because they're so small, their tails are naturally close to their mouths, for God's sake. What have you got against rabbits? :mad:

You're right though, they're hard to get close to. I like to use darts to stop them running away. Its good fun too. I think the rabbits like it too, when they bleed and make happy, chirpy little sqeaks.

Balls Of Steel · 07-10-2004 2:02pm

love zig and zags pig one cant stop laughing reminds me of the the farmers son was driving their new 04 jeep when he heard a thump!!! got out to see what had happened only to see a pig stuck in the bull bars!!! so he rings his dad and tells him about what had happened and that the pig was still alive but was stuck!!! so the father told him to kill the pig, to which the son replies ok and what will i do with the bike?

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