Best damn faculty!

Syth

This is a combination of finding out who's in what faculty and everyone realising that science is the best damn faculty through a poll.

Gaijin

Errrm....who cares??...Really? Who gives a damn who is in what faculty and which is 'the best'...

how very childish

OfflerCrocGod

Gaijin are you in commerce?

blondie83

Shouldn't the descriptions for science and eng be switched around?

tribulus

Fake tan brigade is right - i've never seen so many botched jobs!do they really think it looks real?!

Science is the best -and i give a damn gai...whatever

Syth

blondie83 wrote:

Shouldn't the descriptions for science and eng be switched around?

Quite you! I don't care the points are lower in Science, (gah! 320ish!), but somehow I came up with a fenidishly clever proof that justifies this obviously true statment, but... er... my dog ate it.

rainbow kirby

G'wan science!
*puts nerd hat on, spins propeller and snorts while laughing*

beardedchicken

no category for interdisciplinary studies....

Syth

beardedchicken wrote:

no category for interdisciplinary studies....

Oh yeah... Sorry about that.
Well is there anyone else in the "Couldn't make up my mind (Interfaculty)"?

Seraphina

i resent the fake tan statement, not everyone in arts is an idiot, waster or someone who couldn't think of what they wanted to do.

Stabshauptmann

Seraphina wrote:

i resent the fake tan statement, not everyone in arts is an idiot, waster or someone who couldn't think of what they wanted to do.

Yeah Im in commerce, theres just as many wasters and daddys little angels here but we get a laptop so that pretty much did it for me

OfflerCrocGod

Seraphina wrote:

i resent the fake tan statement, not everyone in arts is an idiot, waster or someone who couldn't think of what they wanted to do.

Sorry, there are also the cynical chicks who think that's it's cool to look pale and have black nailvarnish. Feel better Seraphina

Bateman

Syth wrote:

Oh yeah... Sorry about that.
Well is there anyone else in the "Couldn't make up my mind (Interfaculty)"?

Just vote Arts if you can't make your mind up.

Seraphina

cynical yes, but whats wrong with being pale? you make fun of the orange girls, and then make fun of the girls who have more sense.
and i never wear nailvarnish, so i dont really know what you're on about. apparently there are some idiots out there who think that if im not orange, well then logically i must be a goth!

OfflerCrocGod

Seraphina wrote:

apparently there are some idiots out there who think that if im not orange, well then logically i must be a goth!

:eek: Where the hell did orange come from?.....if you are orange I suggest going to a doctor There is nothing wrong with pale chicks, they are just as sexy as the fake tanners - except they are not fake.

Seraphina

orange = fake tan

tribulus

Yeah I agree that not all arts peole are oompa loompas (remember them!) but you have to admit that there is definately a higher proportion of them in arts than there is in other faculties.

Red Alert

To say engineers are inferior to science........ unforgivable!

MatthewVII

Well tbh folks, id have to say that Medicine is by far the best faculty. I mean, we get our own stronghold in Earlsfort Terrace. We're the faculty which is MOST FREQUENTLY PUT AS No.1 choice on the CAO (FACT) but sad to say a lot of you guys don't get in. im not putting ye down or anything, but it has to be said that your major failing is that you're not us. Have fun down at the coal mines.

besty

MatthewVII wrote:

Well tbh folks, id have to say that Medicine is by far the best faculty. I mean, we get our own stronghold in Earlsfort Terrace. We're the faculty which is MOST FREQUENTLY PUT AS No.1 choice on the CAO (FACT) but sad to say a lot of you guys don't get in. im not putting ye down or anything, but it has to be said that your major failing is that you're not us. Have fun down at the coal mines.

you cock

rainbow kirby

MatthewVII wrote:

Well tbh folks, id have to say that Medicine is by far the best faculty. I mean, we get our own stronghold in Earlsfort Terrace. We're the faculty which is MOST FREQUENTLY PUT AS No.1 choice on the CAO (FACT) but sad to say a lot of you guys don't get in. im not putting ye down or anything, but it has to be said that your major failing is that you're not us. Have fun down at the coal mines.

I could have done medicine if I'd wanted to, but I chose not to. So how does that make us inferior to you?

Stabshauptmann

Inferior operating system, I bet you still havent upgraded either your sarcasm detector or ironic amplifier (both come as standard with fancy commerce laptops)

Stabshauptmann

Seraphina wrote:

cynical yes, but whats wrong with being pale? you make fun of the orange girls, and then make fun of the girls who have more sense.
and i never wear nailvarnish, so i dont really know what you're on about. apparently there are some idiots out there who think that if im not orange, well then logically i must be a goth!

that and your avatar

MatthewVII

rainbow kirby wrote:

I could have done medicine if I'd wanted to, but I chose not to. So how does that make us inferior to you?

It makes you inferior cos in the future we'll control the world by inserting mind-controlling drugs into vaccine boosters.
*laughs maniacally at untold possiblities whilst lightning strikes in the background*

rainbow kirby

As a mathematician, I will make it my mission to prove that's impossible.

MatthewVII

erk, there go the mathematicians again destroying the magic of something by coldly and clinically proving it's impossible. It's so darn sadistic. why don't you just go to a Primary School and prove on the blackboard that Santa doesn't exist?

OfflerCrocGod

MatthewVII wrote:

It makes you inferior cos in the future we'll control the world by inserting mind-controlling drugs into vaccine boosters.
*laughs maniacally at untold possiblities whilst lightning strikes in the background*

As a computer scientist I will make it my mission to make a giant killing machine robot warrior monster - with a freeking laser on it's head - to kick your scrawny medic ass


Ohh and I'll write annoying viruses which delete all your documents
MHAAHAAHAHA :cool:

rainbow kirby

MatthewVII wrote:

erk, there go the mathematicians again destroying the magic of something by coldly and clinically proving it's impossible. It's so darn sadistic. why don't you just go to a Primary School and prove on the blackboard that Santa doesn't exist?

Watch me go and coldly prove that you're impossible. Then you won't exist.
And btw Santa is a special case:D

*Sinéad*

there is no need to bring jolly old saint Nick into anything. That's going too far.

ishnid

OfflerCrocGod wrote:

As a computer scientist I will make it my mission to make a giant killing machine robot warrior monster - with a freeking laser on it's head - to kick your scrawny medic ass


Ohh and I'll write annoying viruses which delete all your documents
MHAAHAAHAHA :cool:

Problem with that is that, no matter how much you test it, it'll *definitely* kill you at the demo stage. As a computer scientist, you should know that already, however

MatthewVII

rainbow kirby wrote:

Watch me go and coldly prove that you're impossible. Then you won't exist.

Would I vanish in a puff of logic? No, of course not, because i have always been and i will always be (much like the enormous fish around which the universe revolves)

rainbow kirby

Obviously not, because if I prove you're impossible, then you never existed.

sc317

Stupid thread :rolleyes:

Linoge

MatthewVII wrote:

Well tbh folks, id have to say that Medicine is by far the best faculty. I mean, we get our own stronghold in Earlsfort Terrace. We're the faculty which is MOST FREQUENTLY PUT AS No.1 choice on the CAO (FACT) but sad to say a lot of you guys don't get in. im not putting ye down or anything, but it has to be said that your major failing is that you're not us. Have fun down at the coal mines.

Lol. I really did think you were joking but then I saw your nickname, MatthewVII. Only a black bastard would dream about using some cock name like that.
I'm not in the least bit offended. You'll be cutting out my ingrowing toenails, burning my varucas and feeling my balls for lumps in no time at all. Enjoy

MatthewVII

Hehe, the only reason i adopted the VII was because when signing up for a yahoo mail address, the only lowest matthewbarrett that was available was matthewbarrett7, so ive worn it as a badge of honour ever since. as for groping you, i think i'll let the nurse do that and just reap the rewards of her hard work. i might also give you a lollipop or similar item of confectionery

rainbow kirby

By any chance did you ever do CTYI? The name sounds vaguely familiar...

MatthewVII

jeebus christ i was at CTYI! thats the third UCDizen ive met who's also a CTYIzen (roommate and classmate being the others). I was in IH 2001 Sess 1, ExBio 2002 Sess1 and MedLab 2003 Sess 1. what you do? was i in your class/RA group or something?

rainbow kirby

You were in my class! IH sess 1 2001!

MatthewVII

migod, who were you?? what a coincidence!

rainbow kirby

I'll give you a clue.
The Dublin half of "Call that a knife? This is a knife!" *raises random object*

seamus

MatthewVII wrote:

jeebus christ i was at CTYI! thats the third UCDizen ive met who's also a CTYIzen (roommate and classmate being the others).

That's cos there's a big CTYI board on boards.ie. A massive amount of people on boards started out at CTYI.

MatthewVII

i know about the board, but im too old to relate to what the latest generation are talking about.

@rainbow_kirby: Joanne Doyle eh? you were the one who transferred from Pharmacy or somthing? Called yourself Dui Jiwan when on the Chinese team from the UN?? yeah i remember you. didnt know you were into TKD though. my esteem of you grows daily!

rainbow kirby

Yes, that would be me. Do you do TKD too? And you probably didn't know I already had my kenpo junior black by that last year in CTYI...

MatthewVII

im afraid that i never got into TKD, i just never had the time-ive decided i'll only do 2 martial arts this year (Karate-best martial art ever, and ninjitsu). I went to a few TKD classes just to learn the interesting moves. My god, how long had you been doing Kempo before CTYI?

rainbow kirby

Just under 6 years... Everyone wants to try ninjitsu this year! Those ninja weapons on the stand just suck people in!
And somethins you should know...
Shirt Ninja!

MatthewVII

hehe yeah, i know the shirt ninja well- some friends of mine once roamed UCC like that and got filthy looks from some of the students. later they found out it was ramadan.

blondie83

I refer you all to the boards.ie t-shirt ninjas!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=88182&highlight=ninja

GuanYin

OfflerCrocGod wrote:

Sorry, there are also the cynical chicks who think that's it's cool to look pale and have black nailvarnish. Feel better Seraphina

ROFL

Well I would have said there are the BOP's and the GIDs (Gothic Indie Dramaqueens).

Take your pick!

GuanYin

MatthewVII wrote:

Well tbh folks, id have to say that Medicine is by far the best faculty. I mean, we get our own stronghold in Earlsfort Terrace. We're the faculty which is MOST FREQUENTLY PUT AS No.1 choice on the CAO (FACT) but sad to say a lot of you guys don't get in. im not putting ye down or anything, but it has to be said that your major failing is that you're not us. Have fun down at the coal mines.

You also are probably the most incompetant students at practical work and are poorly balanced when it comes to lateral thinking.

I teach your class, I can't wait to find out who you are and I'll see if you're as smart as you think or better still I'll get JO'C to do it, he takes no prisoners.

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MatthewVII wrote:

Hehe, the only reason i adopted the VII was because when signing up for a yahoo mail address, the only lowest matthewbarrett that was available was matthewbarrett7, so ive worn it as a badge of honour ever since. as for groping you, i think i'll let the nurse do that and just reap the rewards of her hard work. i might also give you a lollipop or similar item of confectionery

BINGO!

MatthewVII

Pah, the jokes on you, i'm the most non-descript person in the class and you'll never find out who i am. what do you teach btw?

GuanYin

MatthewVII wrote:

Pah, the jokes on you, i'm the most non-descript person in the class and you'll never find out who i am. what do you teach btw?

Perhaps pulling out the classlist/student ID pictures and looking for a

MatthewVII wrote:

matthewbarrett

might suffice......???