What happened to www.jesus.com?

elivsvonchiaing

I was thinking about posting this as a link in response to a post. Thought It'd would be wise to check it out first - hadn't tried in a year or so. It appears to be what one would expect it be now.

There used to be a guy (in Washington (state) I think Seattle) who had this site and just took the piss. He had pictures of himself - long-red-haired Jesus - who preached Guinness is good for you - daily showers - and shower with Jesus (if you're female ). Just curious if anyone knows wtf happened here?

Thoughts are: Bill Hick's "c'mere mister funny man. I'll have yuh know we'ze christuns here..." was he bashed to death by a bunch of bible wielding bible bashers?

Did he sell out to a TV evangelist who didn't need the million bucks to keep the press quiet about his love child

Hope to fcuk the latter

Did a quick trawl through google on this. Several Christians-two-fingers sites still have this link

Anyone know what happened here. Care to quote the original site so I don't look like I've just made this up

Gordon

mike65

We can all expect it to be resurected soonest!

Mike.

CuLT

Give it about three days...

elivsvonchiaing

CuLT wrote:

Give it about three days...

Lol Just wonder now if Mel G didn't pay a visit to Seattle in a dodgy helicopter with a shotgun that fired blanks

munkeehaven

http://www.yourgoingtohell.com/

http://www.angelfire.com/on4/selfabuse/

try these..please god lets hope its a pisstake.


they have to be joking...

OfflerCrocGod

BAHAAAAAAAAA Oh this is classic:

Must be a joke:

munkeehaven

i really wonder what kind of life these zealots live. i mean, like sex and whatever, tis only natural, you can't fight the urge.as long as it is between two consenting adults, i mean whats the deal?.....i get the creeps just thinking how empty my life would be if i was as brainwashed as them *shivers*

elivsvonchiaing

munkeehaven wrote:

i really wonder what kind of life these zealots live. i mean, like sex and whatever, tis only natural, you can't fight the urge.as long as it is between two consenting adults, i mean whats the deal?.....i get the creeps just thinking how empty my life would be if i was as brainwashed as them *shivers*

Don't worry munkeehaven. There may be zealots: http://www.godhatesfags.com
but there some counter-zealots too: luv this one http://www.godhatesfigs.com

elivsvonchiaing

Have even contacted a mate in Seattle - nothing found.
Methinks this is a legal issue - buyers will sue the ass off anyone on the web who mentions detail of this... So I feel the need to point out

Jesus rules!
(and eh please don't sue me for this post )

jj99

i dont care what anybody says, i dont believe in JEBUS

elivsvonchiaing

jj99 wrote:

i dont care what anybody says, i dont believe in JEBUS

Well I dunno about you m8 but I do. The trouble about this is still remains a metaphsichal viewpoint.

I only have faith in my previous hypothesis. I take comfort from all that befalls me -believing that he is in fact in Aruba sipping Daiquiris.

Xcom2

LMAO at that kitten picture!

That one's a keeper!

G