IRC logs

muffen

Some short logs from IRC, I found them a little funny

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<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven> Sad

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<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?

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<@David&gt; Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony&gt; ...........
<@Sony&gt; TMI TMI TMI
<@David&gt; Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David&gt; eh?
<@David&gt; damn i meant PAID
<@David&gt; I get PAID today
<@David&gt; dammit

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<aryov> This cake is soooo good
<aryov> it's like sex, except I'm having it

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<Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked Smile
<Fireslide> *this
* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide (12<61912>)

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<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
<matts> kritical: um no...
<kritical> matts: um yes
<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph

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<Freezer_Burn> how do i removed a burned in image from my monitor
<seamuso> buy a new monitor
<Freezer_Burn> i cant
<Kornchild> how did you burn an image into yoru monitor?
<Freezer_Burn> i set it to full screen at high brightness and fell asleep
<Freezer_Burn> there is a faint outline of a naked lady with her legs wide open showing her privates
<Freezer_Burn> and i i have to remove it before my mom comes home tomorrow night
<trance`> Freezer_Burn LMFAO
<meanolthing`> lol

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mdiym42: note to self
mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them

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<jaga> does anyone here have a computer?

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<Radz> Should I replay FF7?
<spiderbait> Nobody's stopping you.
<Radz> That's like another 90 hours I'd be away from you guys though. Sad
<payne> Do it.
<spiderbait> Do it.
<xCell> Do it.

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<Pixistix> I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete.
<Pixistix> If they ever get to be a problem I'll just hit them all twice
<Pixistix> Problem solved.

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tba

thats classic man

Drakar

Loads more of the same type o thing (huge site btw)
http://www.bash.org/?top

robbie1876

muffen wrote:

mdiym42: note to self
mdiym42: make sure your cat is not sleeping in the bass drum before you start playing them

Ah thats just brilliant. Haha, I'd love to have seen that.

Agent Smith

"<jaga> does anyone here have a computer?"

this is a classic!

neXus9

muffen wrote:

<reo4k> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
<ibaN`reo4k[ex]> that's gotta hurt
<r`heaven> Sad

<@David&gt; Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony&gt; ...........
<@Sony&gt; TMI TMI TMI
<@David&gt; Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David&gt; eh?
<@David&gt; damn i meant PAID
<@David&gt; I get PAID today
<@David&gt; dammit

LOL!! Brilliant!

Pugsley

Ctrl Alt Delete one was class

neXus9

Got this from bash.org:

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
<anamexis> :<

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in ****ing EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our ****ing phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! **** **** ****
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back ****er"



Classic!!

Tyrrial

neXus9 wrote:

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back ****er"

thats a great one