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Flight toilet

  • 13-08-2004 9:00am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 218 ✭✭


    On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."


    He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist... He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his @ss. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his @ss. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his @ss adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.


    When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he was in a hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face. "What happened?" he exclaimed. "You pushed one too many buttons, "replied the nurse.”The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon
    Remover. Your pe*nis is under your pillow."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,281 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    ouch


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Hello Kitty


    Ha ha ha good one! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 493 ✭✭petals


    hee hee that's good


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    OUCH, the pain, the pain.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Hmm...planes usually have unisex toilets though, so I can't find this funny.


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 4,436 Mod ✭✭✭✭Suaimhneach


    Its just a joke.

    I thought it was hilarious.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    ha ha Brilliant....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,064 ✭✭✭Gurgle


    simu wrote:
    Hmm...planes usually have unisex toilets though, so I can't find this funny.
    Are you German ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,885 ✭✭✭Stabshauptmann


    simu wrote:
    Hmm...planes usually have unisex toilets though, so I can't find this funny.
    Im sorry but that never happened/couldnt happen so there for it doesnt fit the "funny formula"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 117 ✭✭pyxxel


    Gurgle wrote:
    Are you German ?

    Hmmmmmmmm.... I am German and did find it funny....
    ...maybe that'S why I emigrated to Ireland :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Peace


    My tallwhacker hurts after reading that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    Im sorry but that never happened/couldnt happen so there for it doesnt fit the "funny formula"

    I think it's funny not to have found the joke funny for the reason I already stated. So, I do have a sense of humour - it's just a bit skewed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,064 ✭✭✭Gurgle


    Im sorry but that never happened/couldnt happen so there for it doesnt fit the "funny formula"
    Are you trying to suggest that there is no such machine as an ATR ?


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