BB6 Housemate suggestions anyone???

carpocrates

How can we possibly top the shattered cross cultural barriers that BB5 brought to our screens, unearthing fulcrum social issues before our very eyes, lucky sods that we are?
Perhaps you can suggest some ideas...

1) Rolf, a quadroplegic trans-sexual dominatrix dwarf

2) Petie-Jo-Bob, a bed-ridden inbred Ku Klux Klan grand wizard dying of hepatitis

3) Lukas, a 7 foot ex-crips member from south central L.A. wanted in 14 american states for literally tearing men apart limb from limb applying for politiacl asylum in Britain

4) Sammi, a bulemic, sexaholic, Heroin dependent failed page three glamour model with turretts syndrome

5) Stephen, an amateur botanist and biology teacher from surrey with a secret. The other housemates are kept in the dark as to his conviction in 1989 for the brutal murders of his family along with 18 others from slow poisoning for which he was named one of Britains 10 most horrible serial killers by the sun.

6) Patricia, a blind acrobat nun, with a bloodthirsty pitbull as a guide-dog which is teased every night with a blood soaked rag through the fence by invading staffers from the daily mail.

Mossy Monk

12 randy lesbians would be good

Micheal Wittman

Odds on Sammi to win:)

emptyspoon

Hmm I see you're going for the Blood and Guts Big Brother....I like.

JBoyle4eva

They should bring in 12 people, all withg a different language. Now that would be funny!

BuffyBot

Hmmmm...I like the idea of two seperate houses...two sets of housemates (one BB4 types, one BB5)...vote a few out of each house...then combine them when they get cosy thinking they're it, leaving us to watch the BB4 types be eaten alive

mike65

Mossy Monk wrote:

12 randy lesbians would be good

I vote for this one OR cue shock screeching violins 11 randy lesbians and a masked knife-welding killer (yes I've been watching too many Italian giallos!).

Mike.

Big Ears

or 11 randy Lesbians and Gerard Houlier .