Childbirth

Healio

A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their
arrival,the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's
father.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very
much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for
starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than
the father had ever experienced before.
As the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the
doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the
husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued
to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL
the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.

ferdi

hahahaha, should have seen that coming

OfflerCrocGod

ferdi wrote:

hahahaha, should have seen that coming

Especially since this has been posted 700 times before still a good one though.

kmart6

Why is the posted over and over and over and over...............e.t.c.

Healio

Oh sorry about that, its just i havent seen it here before. Some users here are only new so have a bit of respect kmart6 just cause you've been here ages

Agent Smith

now thats a funnky joke!

Civilian_Target

There was another one where the milkman was the father too, but I can't remember how it goes...

feedorf

target did u actually read the joke?

Hello Kitty

Civilian_Target wrote:

There was another one where the milkman was the father too, but I can't remember how it goes...

Yeah I remember that one.......
both good jokes

*adele*

god that joke good well done

Blisterman

Civilian_Target wrote:

There was another one where the milkman was the father too, but I can't remember how it goes...

I love when people make comments that are funnier than the actual Joke.
+rep for making me laugh.

Healio

Blisterman wrote:

I love when people make comments that are funnier than the actual Joke.
+rep for making me laugh.

i hate when ppl get sarcastic, -rep for you when i get some back

Blisterman

But I actually did give him +rep. He really did make me laugh. How is that sarcasm?

Edit: Oh wait, was it because I said his comment was funnier than the joke? The joke was funny too.

Healio

It is sarcasm because in the joke the milkman is the father, i suggest you read over the thread again.

Blisterman

Oh, I thought you were giving me -rep for being sarcastic.

I'm not very good at telling when people are sarcastic.

Healio

ah dont worry me oul mucker i was only pullin yer leg!!