Irresistible

luckat

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.

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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancee, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

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Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.

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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.

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Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.

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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.

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Pugsley

Some of them are bound to get replies

robbie1876

luckat wrote:

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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

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Haha, thats a classic!

Were these real life personal ads or just made up?

Oriel

They're clearly made up, but I thought that was a particularly good one myself

S.

Oriel

God, I really hate the new smilies on this Vb3 ****e...

Gurgle

Sinecure wrote:

God, I really hate the new smilies on this Vb3 ****e...

Yeah they look like really patronising little fµchers.

TomTom

I like it and the smiles

gobby

Nahh, the smiles suck...

ferdi

the new smilies are sheit, end of story. i dont like the whole new set up to be honest

OfflerCrocGod

Sinecure wrote:

God, I really hate the new smilies on this Vb3 ****e...

They are like little ****ing boxes :mad: <- and they are placed on a new line everytime meaning you afto push them back up everytime you place one in otherwise your posts look as if you are drunk

gobby

ferdi wrote:

the new smilies are sheit, end of story. i dont like the whole new set up to be honest

Ah no, the new setup is otherwise fine, imo.

Pugsley

I miss the old smilies to the old one of -> was class tbh, the old eek and confused ones were also great.

luckat

I assume they were made up, but they made me laugh like a drain when someone sent them to me, so I kindly shared them

feedorf

luckat wrote:

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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.

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is this not every mans dream??

(except maybe living in mayo!!)

de5p0i1er

ROFL. That rules. Gotta be the best thing I've seen in weeks.