CTYI Quotes (and lots of 'em!)

Piste

Hey everyone! Ths is Liz. I did philosophy session 2. I have a load of quotes most if not all of them from the philosophy class. If anyone has any more stick 'em up for a laugh. Anyway, here they are, Enjoy.......

Dave:'Other peoples Idiocy validates my superiourity'

Fiachra:'The concept of frogness is only recognised in particular frogs'

Cathal: 'Technocracy- Everything should be ruled by an all-knowing super-computer

Fiachra: 'Some animals have survived since that era: Lizards......crocodiles.....sharks......Suzy'

Suzy:You're just one man'
Orla: 'So was Jesus'
Fiachra: 'Icould be the next Jesus. He'd be better at carpentry.....'
Orla: 'You could be the Jesus of tag-rugby!'
Fiachra: 'I am the Jesus of tag-rugby!'

Fiachra: 'I have a seventh sense. I have Globtrob vision'

Suzy: 'That's a different story though, the gays aren't gonna starve!'

Fiachra: 'We have to get rid of a certain percent of the population, The brown-haired people are the annoying ones.................'

Ian: 'Puppy vs Truck. Game on'

Katie: 'I think Plato was a Lesbian'

Dave/Fernando: 'You like-a da blue pill?,red pill?, yellow pill? Lots of pills for all-a da children! I crush-a dem up and feed dem to you while-a you sleep.'

Ian: 'R.I.P. Dave. Died fighting a bear. Ahhh yeah!'


Fiachra: There's no such thing as a universal curry. Believe me, I've searched for it.'

Suzy: 'He was a magician?'
Fiachra: 'Logician'
Suzy: 'Oh'


Treasa: 'Six? that's like, four more than two!'

Chiara: 'Ian, what are you doing?'
Ian: 'I'm ruminating'
Chiara:'Do you even know what tham means,Ian?'
Ian:'Yeah, thinking'
Chiara: 'No, it means eating the grass you've vomited up from your second stomach'

Ian: 'Stewie, you are the most anti-semetic Jew I've ever met'

Jenny: 'Just ask yourself; Wat would Christopher Lee do?'
Erin: 'What would Christopher Lee do
Jenny: 'Hmmm.....Be really tall?'

Fiachra: 'While you were out at lunch I was busy spreading lavender and singing'

Liz: 'But I don't have enough motivation to do nothing'

Fiachra: 'you're all big kids and mature'
Ian: 'That's a damn lie and you know it!'

Chiara: 'Make sure you write nice things about me on the TA evaluation sheet.'
Ian: 'How many 'n's in 'Wench'?'


Fiachra: all the people that are alive today,and each was born of only one mother'
Cathal: 'Except Ian'

Liz: 'What's better that a mass orgy? A mass orgy with lavender!'

Cathal: 'Emma's team hasto win. Voting against her would be like kicking a puppy. In the face.'

Of course we can't forget the Sportalians with their 'Biggest balls in Italy!' and 'I am free and alone!'

If you have any more quotes people, put them up here so we can look back on the crazy stuff CTYIzens say. Peace and love <~LIZ~>

Hugh Hefner

Me:I got up and had messy bed hair, so I put gel in it to make it look like I wanted messy bed hair.

david

yea with my gel!

david

"I hope thats your hand on my ass"
"You kissed a girl, that is soooooooo gay"

Piste

On the first night I spoke in Irish in my sleep. On like the fifth night i was half asleep and came out with: 'So I'm the cool Irish dude?'

david

God I hate it when that happens

Piste

You mean it happens to you too? Which David are you?

david

No that was a sarcastic comment. Im Dave from ElecEng. Played plug in baby in the talent show. God there are so many Davids........

Lil' Jesus

Jason: No one likes little girls
Me: I like little girls!



Edit:It was jason that said that first, sorry. he hates me now *cries*

david

Genius!......Whats your msn name

Zounds

Fiachra: Illusion is the noun, illusory is the...............other thing"

Suzy: I had this dream where someone said "Colm" and then I spent a really long time in the bathroom

Fiachra: I'm going to name my child Megatron Danger O'Brolchain

Holly: We should study pornosophy!

Suzy: If I thought a person had had a full life I'd eat them

Unknown: Compare to Kant "The Republic" is Harry Potter

Ian: It's the same thing no matter what you dam call it, hand me that Cat and I'll write this down

Everyone: EMPEDOCLES LIVES!

Chiara: You can never have too many boyfriends

Ian: If Chiara was Stewie you'd have something sharp up your ass right now

Fiachra: So what you're saying is: conciousness is like a giant floating space battery, only better?

Fiachra: You can't just carry the axe of Globtrob, it must be weilded at all times

Suzy: Say something positive
Fiachra: Coffee is great

Ian: (explianing how the brain works) Wee tiny neurons firing off little thingies

Dave: Screw the points; you've got a dead goat on your hands now!

more later

Lil' Jesus

it's kitoros@hotmail.com. I'm aidan from your class, didn't I sign your book?

david

I dont think so

Sickle(dysk)

Aidan u dip****, it went like this:

Jason: Noone likes little children...
Aidan: I like little children!
Aidan: no wait...
Aidan: ****!

david

Jason : "Aidan, guess what"
Aidan : "What?"
Jason : "yeeaaah"

x10000000000000

david

Aidan is lil jesus Jay

Sickle(dysk)

how long did that go on for.... like 2 hours? eh, good times...

oooooh and remeber trying to teach the class 1337? h3h. j00 411 suxx0rz

mentalimplosion

-"i'll come on your baby"

- our ta: "no, you cannot change your name to mother russia"

- hannah: "is brutalise a word?"
me: "of course not, you stupid american"

david

"Whiskey plus whiskey equals drunk" - uberMartin

"Yeah man, Ill gnaw your face off" - Homestar runner

david

Does anyone from eleceng remember when martin reached over to get his book? Lets just say he emitted noxious gasses from his posterior

Sickle(dysk)

OMFG u clearly never saw that cartoon. *sigh* im gonna spend my whole time correcting u arent i? damn roommate.... it goes:

Yeh, man.
Ill gnaw your face off.
-Teh C

Barry Aldwell

mentalimplosion wrote:

- hannah: "is brutalise a word?"
me: "of course not, you stupid american"

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=brutalise

mentalimplosion

thought of another

aoife: "i don't know why you're laughing. my scalp is seriously burning."

david

Actually Jay I did see that cartoon.

Sickle(dysk)

-i had just put "blue" dye in my hair...-

~20 mins later~
David: **** man, its coming out
Me: nah, its staying in
David: J, seriously, none of ur hair is blue.
David: HAHAHAHAHA
~2 mins later~

Mathew: HAHAAHAHHAAA
Rory: HAHAHHAHAAAAAAA
Dermo: Dude, its ****ing blond.... haha...

david

Ana, I hope you dont mind that I posted that really bad picture you told me to delete

mentalimplosion

i hate you, ya ginger eejit.

article6

*sigh*

If you think these are actually funny, you should have been in Eoin Carolan's Legal Studies course in '02. Noirin had a book full of Eoin quotes, if memory serves me right.

david

God dont have a heart attack. Ill take it down

Aoibheann

article6 wrote:

*sigh*

If you think these are actually funny, you should have been in Eoin Carolan's Legal Studies course in '02. Noirin had a book full of Eoin quotes, if memory serves me right.

Ah Legal Studies. That was great this year. What sort of quotes did he have back then, I want to see if he still uses them.

Oh and Rod, our TAs quote: Why dont you go to a room down the corridor and see if you can find someone who actually cares.
(well its always something along those lines. I assume that "mmm wedges" is one of his aswell!!)

mentalimplosion

freakonaleashx wrote:

God dont have a heart attack. Ill take it down

ah, i don't care that much. anyway, the tiara photos will be up verrrrry soon *cue evil laugh* if you've ever put on a tiara and had me take a photo (this means you too, gareth and irwin), watch this space.

Oh and Rod, our TAs quote: Why dont you go to a room down the corridor and see if you can find someone who actually cares.

we had better rod quotes last year (not that i did legal studies or anything) like "his hopes weren't the ONLY thing that were up!!!"

article6

Aoibheann Brady wrote:

Ah Legal Studies. That was great this year. What sort of quotes did he have back then, I want to see if he still uses them.

Oh and Rod, our TAs quote: Why dont you go to a room down the corridor and see if you can find someone who actually cares.
(well its always something along those lines. I assume that "mmm wedges" is one of his aswell!!)

I can't remember, but hopefully the aforementioned Ms Plunkett will show up. Until then... remember the tangents.

Piste

Zounds wrote:

Unknown: Compare to Kant "The Republic" is Harry Potter

That was me and it is so goddamn true :eek:

Zounds

Gummybearz!!! wrote:

That was me and it is so goddamn true :eek:

I thought it was you but wasn't sure

vikki

my roommate "salt doesnt get gel out of your hair, they were lying to me"

(we had millions of little salt sachets in our room heehee)

emptyspoon

Me: Anyone wanna play kinky sex?

What i really wanted to play/say was Kinky Snap, which is a lot more fun! (In the long run anyways)

Funkeyhatzrock!

ok best ever ctyi quote said by someone who's name wont be mentioned.
'You know who's got a pretty face? Andrew[the ra], I mean it doesn't do anything for me, but i could look at it all day, it's like a pretty painting' this was truly said by a straight male student randomly in mid-conversation
Also Janet-'Ah cool panda!'
Marie Ann-'Where?'
and of course 'ah me giblets!

AlissaKolom

"Yeah...sometimes I like to think of myself as a dolphin."
"Whats big and green and a grape?"
"OH NO! I LOST FUNGI!"
"No...you dont have to. But if you dont, you must take the trial of doom."
"Well, that was the plan like."
"Sorens so laid back except when.."
damn...emmet what did you call tasty? well...heres part of it.
"Thats a good adjective."
"Yeah...you cant just keep reusing the same ones."
"That was weird..I just sort of scream in an operatic tone sometimes."
::squeaking door:: ::hell music starts playing:: "Oh my god. We like walked into hell."

freakydeadgirl

"who wants to appreciate holly's ass?" -dave

"i'd tell them to stop but john will learn when his hand falls off"- charia(philosophy ta.) after john asked me to wrap ducktape around his arm in the middle of class

"all right time to g....." -smilely nially after seeing me with my hand up dave's (its a long story which involves pierce pinching dave's nipples at the talent show)

incredula pert

"Yeah Boy..S&M is great..I'd have a chainsaw and I'd get it..and I'd..chop off her nose LIKE.." -Stepehen Forde

Max-"Pierce lives in some really crazy irish named celtic place"
Muireann- "Whats it called?"
Max- "I think...Moo..MaMoo..MOOGLETHORPE"
Muireann-"What?..Lets ask him"
Muireann to Pierce -"Where are you from Pierce?"
Pierce"Mullingar..why?"
Mullingar..Mooglethorpe? Thank you Max..

"What is this? Some sort of SHAM!" - Dave Lawlar
(Max fell over in the revolving doors upon hearing this)

"You will have no showers for the next week" -Shiela Gilheany
Possibly the funniest thing I have heard in a long time.

"Well done Aoibeann, You've just invented the Aeroplane by foot. I think I'll just walk accross the bloody atlantic" -Becky

"You're about as enthusiastic..as a fly.."Becky to Rod

I'll post more when I think of them

mentalimplosion

"what will you say, "i'm sorry i don't have my paper, peter, the american diahorrea'd all over it but it's not her fault, she's just a republican"?" - hannah

Raphael

John: Why is it so dark in here
Aonghus: Because the lights are off ****wit

doonothing

aoife: "you know when you're eating sand...."

aisling: "i'll accept YOUR flaws"

me in aisling's drawing: "dude! i have red hair"

i cant think of any more....

americanCat

japanese teacher: " okay, those moving from the strip-poker game to truth or dare, please put your clothes back on..."

Raphael

Some more:

Orla:"Tentacle Rape Anyone?"
Guy: "Eeeeeew"

Martin Cotton: How do you make the empire state building look small? Put Irwin next to it
Dermo: You're a ****ing retard

Guy<whispered>: You know cotton hasnt changed his pants since he got here
Aonghus: Eeeeew
Grace: What?
Guy: <whispers in her ear>
Grace: Eeeeew!

HeyYou

"and of course 'ah me giblets!"

Ah, my giblets, they've made it at last...Here's a few good RA Quotes for ya, including the ones I put on the board on Session 2, just for all the Sesiion one-ers in here:

Elaine; " That water is a fire hazard!"
Jen: "Don't get it wet or else it won't go up!" (about Maltesers)
Brona: "I'll be in the shower, the door's on the latch..."
Odharnait: "Does anyone bring cameras to funerals?"
Aislinn: "I'm from Inchicore, so if the door doesn't work I'll just smash a window."

And the new ones:

Brona: (in dramatic movie-trailer style voice) "They were on a wing and a prayer: but now the wings were on fire and the prayer had been answered...BY SATAN." (I laughed my ass off at that one)

Jen: "Me Jen. Me smart."

Dermo: (I think it was him) "I used to be a plank."

Gah! I know there are more but I've forgotten 'em all! I'll write them down as I remember them, and then I'll post them up.

:D mags :D

Oh god muireann reading them had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Especially the mooglethorpe one. And for some reason dave's sham one. And stephen's one. Hell they're all fantastic, yay muireann!

Zounds

Dermo: As you all know there was a fire recently and unfortunately YOU'RE ALL FÚCKING IDIOTS, not a single fire exit was used
Unknown Student: (completely seriously) We didn't want to set off the alarms

Aoibheann

incredula pert wrote:

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"Well done Aoibeann, You've just invented the Aeroplane by foot. I think I'll just walk accross the bloody atlantic" -Becky

Can't say I remember that, but then again, people say a lot of things I either dont remember or actually didnt bother my arse listening to.
But I digress.

More quotes, largely taken from legal studies class.

"How embarassing. I'd hate to be him/her/them/you right now.
Wouldnt we all?"
(Roisin and George usually, but it has gathered a large following.)

"You're a dick."(Everyone to everyone!!!!!!)

"Spork."(Our very own Foxy CJ{Pierce for those who didnt know})

"At least my mother doesnt have a cock.
At least my father does.
You'd know wouldnt you?"(George and Killian I think, someone back me up)

"I'm just curious."(Noah. Every two seconds. Seriously.)

"Irwin's really tall." (again, everyone!!!)

"Hell yeah/Oh yeahhh!"(Everyone!)

More when I remember.

Piste

Ok I'm back with more quotes. Most of which you definitely won't get if you weren't in Philosophy so here goes.......

Katie: 'So language proves there is existence? NO!!!!'

Fiachra: 'Cheap things are fun'

Fiachra:What do you think a meme would be?'
Cathal: 'Don't hit your brother over the head with a rock?'

Meghan: 'WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR TOAST!!!'

Suzy: 'Ewwwwwwww! That is soooo nasty! How can they remove that?!

pinkpimp

Irwin: Its not a pretty sight when you let Willie loose on four fifteen year old boys in their boxers.

Robert: You dont want to rub willie the wrong way.

Casey: F***, Willie's coming.

Brendan: Dolphin appreciation; YEAH!!!!!!

Me & Brendan: Dolphin appreciation; YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

Me: We love you mickey joe!
Randomer: No we dont.
Me: Oh yeah. P***off Mickey Joe.

Me(in the middle of an RA meeting): Hey everybody, I've just noticed, Irwin looks like Dennis the menace.

Casey: Lose that breakfast clutter, get some marmalutter.

Me: Hey look at that squarf.
Me: Whats a squarf?
Me: Its like a spragle, but smaller and rounder.
Me: oh.
(This was on day 6 of the fast.)

Casey: Pòg mo thoin.