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Chat up lines!!!

  • 27-05-2001 1:27pm
    #1
    partyman28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭


    Just wonderin has ne1 got a good chat up line coz i woz takin 2 a frnd the other day who got a good!!!The guy licked his finger and then touched her top and said "now those clothes r wet, u better tak them off"!!!!!Well i taut it was good neway!!!


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  • #2
    Bard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    "Do yeh have any Irish in ya?... Would ya like some?..."

    baddum-tischhh!!!

    Bard
    First motorbike in the bible ???? - a Triumph! - 'And yea verily did Moses strike down the ammmanites, - and all the land did hear the roar of his triumph !!!'


  • #3
    Wyverne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Wyverne


    /me comes over all intelligent like

    Joe: did u know, there are 215 bones in the human body

    Buffy: No Joe i didnt

    Joe: Would ya like ONE MORE

    Buffy: ooooooooohj take me to bed baby

    Joe: but of course my love smile.gif


    and they lived happily ever after w000t

    Wyverne
    Joe


    Im Going to Thrash you to within an Inch of your Life.....................
    AND THEN TAKE THAT INCH!!!!


  • #4
    TwoShedsJackson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    'Fancy a fu<k?'

    on hearing 'NO!!' or getting punched in the face, follow with:

    'Well would you mind lying down while I have one?'


  • #5
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    or confuse youself first by trying to figure this out:

    What do the following words have in common?

    nubbles
    combing
    snuff
    labrum
    sublimed
    dazzles
    orchestral

    SOLUTION:

    None of them are the word "camping".

    <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one"</font>


  • #6
    Son of Blam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 428 ✭✭Son of Blam



    Boy: "Would you like to dance?"
    Girl: "No."
    Boy: "Oh come on don't be fussy. Lord knows I wasn't....."

    -Son of Blam


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  • #7
    Lump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Nice one blam, nice one. smile.gif

    John


  • #8
    phobos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,322 ✭✭✭phobos


    When chatting up women you have to take complete control of the situation (I hear they like it!)

    So roar @ her

    TAKIN COK ARE YA?

    DEAF ARE YA?

    STUPID ARE YA?

    She will either like it, or smack ya and run towards the jax!. Leaving you open to shout something like

    GOING FOR A 5HITE ARE YA?, FAIR ENOUGH I'LL WAIT HERE!

    ;-phobos-)


  • #9
    partyman28
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭partyman28


    i may not bn fred flinestone but i can sure make ur bed rock!!!!


  • #10
    Lord Khan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Lord Khan


    hmmm didn't we just go through this a week or four ago?

    anyway my two were

    I've got a twelve inch tongue and can breath through my ears.

    lets play pearl habour ... I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me :-).


  • #11
    ThunderingMike
    Closed Accounts Posts: 599 ✭✭✭ThunderingMike


    "Did you just pinch my ass?"

    You would be surprised...
    ThunderingMike Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprises of great pitch and moment, With this regard their current turns away, And lose the name of action... Nows that's a sig.


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