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Spell Check Poem

  • 17-07-2004 10:56pm
    #1
    milltown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,618 ✭✭✭


    SPELL CHECKER POEM
    Eye halve a spelling chequer
    It came with my pea sea
    It plainly marques four my revue
    Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
    Eye strike a key and type a word
    And weight four it two say
    Weather eye am wrong oar write
    It shows me strait a weigh.
    As soon as a mist ache is maid
    It nose bee fore two long
    And eye can put the error rite
    Its rare lea ever wrong.
    Eye have run this poem threw it
    I am shore your pleased two no
    Its letter perfect awl the weigh
    My chequer tolled me sew.


Comments

  • #2
    DMT
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,669 ✭✭✭DMT


    I feel dirty after reading that...


  • #3
    Raz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 999 ✭✭✭Raz


    It made me feel like I was back in primary school and reading out to the class at a slow and broken pace.


  • #4
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Great!

    Dead ewe rite tat euro shelf? I like it.


  • #5
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Originally posted by Gordon
    Great!
    I like it.

    Don't you mean 'Grate. Eye lie kit.'? :)


  • #6
    pork99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭pork99


    Reminds me a little bit of George Bernard Shaw's joke that English can allow you to spell "fish" as "ghoti"

    the gh = f as in rouGH

    the o = i as in wOmen

    the ti = sh as in naTIon


    Of course you can also argue that it doesn't

    http://www.3dham.com/ghoti.html


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