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Single Black Female!

  • 16-07-2004 9:29pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭


    Single Black Female!


    The following ad is reported to have gotten numerous calls...
    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."
    Callers found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Labrador


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,766 ✭✭✭robbie1876


    Hahaha, i would love to hear some of those phone calls!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,001 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    so thats why Daisy appeared to be crying .

    {ive said too much :o }


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    Haha they were probally bombarded with calls


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭the_obsolete


    Thats brilliant!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Wonder if they got an owner. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 348 ✭✭Fuhrio


    lol thats good, me wonders if anyone thought it was actually a dog


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 442 ✭✭Hello Kitty


    hahaha brilliant!


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