alpen ad

kirn

did anyone see that alpen ad where the guy kisses his mother?

its pretty weird... i only saw it twice and i've not seen it since.

theres a kid and his mother on a couch.
kid: i have something to ask you...
mother: i feel the same!

mother leans in a kisses him

kid: i just wanted to know what i should get sally(?) for her birthday?

*shocked expression*

cuts to breakfast next day.. them looking warily at each other.

Less haste, more alpen...

flogen

are you sure its his mother?
I saw the ad, and thought it was just meant to be a mate, or even her mother... wasnt paying much attention, mind you..

flogen

smoke.me.a.kipper

i think it was his g/f's mother.

aidan_walsh

Originally posted by kirn
did anyone see that alpen ad where the guy kisses his mother?

its pretty weird... i only saw it twice and i've not seen it since.

theres a kid and his mother on a couch.
kid: i have something to ask you...
mother: i feel the same!

mother leans in a kisses him

kid: i just wanted to know what i should get sally(?) for her birthday?

*shocked expression*

cuts to breakfast next day.. them looking warily at each other.

Less haste, more alpen...

Is this what they call a Freudian slip?

irishgeo

Originally posted by smoke-me-a-kipper
i think it was his g/f's mother.

i think you might be right.

pork99

It's the girlfriends mother I thought

I prefer the one where the comes in on his wife and another couple - they're laughing. His wife says with a big grin "we were just talking about wife swapping", he says "I'm on if you are" and she says "we were just saying how disgusting it is". The the "day after" bit he goes to kiss her good morning and she draws away from him.

You know the one?

Syth

I prefer the one where the comes in on his wife and another couple - they're laughing. His wife says with a big grin "we were just talking about wife swapping", he says "I'm on if you are" and she says "we were just saying how disgusting it is". The the "day after" bit he goes to kiss her good morning and she draws away from him.

I love that one. Very funny.

Big Ears

Kirn that conversation is the other way round , with the guy saying what u said the gf's mother said and the gf's mother saying what u said the guy said .

byte

Originally posted by smoke-me-a-kipper
i think it was his g/f's mother.

Yeah, that's what I thought too!

The Real B-man

lol yeah your mans a weirdo has a nice girlfriend and goes for a older woemen:rolleyes:

i know some prefer it but ick

Pigman II

By any chance is there a reason why the wronged ladies in both ads just happen to be rather *ahem* 'big boned'?

Perhaps its a case of 'the Alpen plan for happy relationships'

Step 1 : Dump ugly, pervy, emotionally stunted, loser b/f.
Step 2 : Lose some weight eating branded birdfood and in the process attract the better class of fella you feel you truely deserve.

Cynical, moi?

JBoyle4eva

I prefer the Alpen from 2002/03 but anyway, two girls(flatmates?) are sitting in the kitchen.

One's already eating her cereal, while the other one's about to pour Alpen out of a sack( ) and she goes to get milk.

While gone, the friend switches the sack with the cat litter sack. The friend comes back and pours the "Alpen" into her bowl and pours milk.

She then eats it, looking quite pleased and the flatmate looks on in disgust!:D

kirn

yeah, that'd make more sense alright...
ha ha!

there are some weird ads on telly though, i kinda took it to be one of the weird ones...
k

OLDYELLAR

yea its the gfs mother
aww its brilliant !!:D

Cactus Col

definetly gf mother ... but if it was his own mother ... that makes the ad even better

OLDYELLAR

if it was his own mam that would be fairlt fuc*ked up :eek:

Flukey

I prefer the wife-swapping one.