Rejected Children's Book Titles

Hagar

1. Strangers Have the Best Candy

2. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

3. Some Kittens Can Fly!

4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

5. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!

6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

7. You Are Different and That's Bad

8. Dad's New Wife Michael

9. POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games

10. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

11. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

12. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

13. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead

14. How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School

15. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear

16. What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

17. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

18. Bi-Curious George

19. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

20. Grandpa Went To Hell

Big Ears

ROFL , funniest thiong Ive heard in ages .

the_obsolete

Oh that's fatastic! love 13 & 14...:D

radiospan

Originally posted by Hagar
17. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

de5p0i1er

ROFL. Thats the best thing ever to make it to Humour. Make it stickey.

Sarky

Huzzah for somethingawful!

And yes, it's hosted somewhere else, so no nasty surprises.

robbie1876

Excellent! Number 10 is my fave,I wanna find out what happens!

kmart6

Brilliant

Kazu

fooking class

UnrealQueen

LOL.