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The 14 year old girl

  • 09-07-2004 1:13pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 233 ✭✭


    A fourteen-year-old girl goes to see her mom and tells her that she has
    missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the
    drugstore and buys the pregnancy kit and the test result is that the
    girl is pregnant.
    Shouting, cursing, crying, "Who was the pig? I want to know, you now go
    and tell your father, etc. etc."
    When finally left alone, the girl picks up the phone and makes a
    call. Half an hour later a brand new Ferrari stops at their house, a
    mature and distinguished man, with grey hair and impecably dressed with a very
    expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house. He sits in the
    living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and tells them:
    "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However,
    I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take
    charge. If a girl is born I can bequeath her 3 stores, 2 condominium
    apartments, a beach villa and a US$ 500,000 bank account. If a boy is
    born, my legacy will be a couple of factories, apart from the US$ 500,000. If
    it is twins, a factory and US$ 250,000 each. However, if there is a
    miscarriage....." At this point, the father, who had remained silent
    all the time, places a hand on the man's shoulder and tells him:
    "You'll f*ck her again!!!"


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 242 ✭✭gerkiely


    A bit perverted, but I laughed anyway. V.good


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Erm, why does the girl have to be 14, exactly?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 233 ✭✭EricM


    I dont know i copied this from another forum.
    It adds to the dirtyness of the joke i guess


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,276 ✭✭✭damnyanks


    Was it a pedophile forum? :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    *cough*crap*cough*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Heard it before.


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