Your Favourite movie Quote

Runfree

Whats ure favourite quote from any movie.

Mine.

Shrek 2: Im a Real Boy.

I know im sad

kurtmark22

Three of the best

I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.


Who is Pearl Harbor?


Hey, where's Flyboy? What's his twenty?
He's probably up on the roof... with Flygirl.

Silverfish

Full Metal Jacket:

Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three ****in' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull **** you.


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked **** that high.


Repo Man:

Bud: Credit is a sacred trust, it's what our free society is founded on. Do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia?
Otto: They don't pay bills in Russia, it's all free.
Bud: All free? Free my ass. What are you, a ****in' commie? Huh?
Otto: No, I ain't no commie.
Bud: Well, you better not be. I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either.

Ruatha

Pulp Fiction:

[after Butch saves Marsellus from rapists]
Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty f*ckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ****, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that "what now." I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more

:cool:

Wacker

I'm not completely sure of it, but Blues Brothers:

Jake (or was it Elwood?)Blues: "Its 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarrettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

The other one: "Hit it!"

fragile

My Left Foot..

I didn't ask for a psychology lesson, I just asked for a fu(king cigarette..

Big Nelly

Trainspotting

Most of the screen where spud goes for interview but this line is class!

Its a f**kin tight rope spud

grumpytrousers

from The Untouchables...

Malone: You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send on of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?

Spock

"there is no Kaiser Sose"

Buck Owens

Just a couple of shorties

American History X
Danny: I believe in death,destruction, chaos,filth and greed

Fight Club
Marla:my god I hav'nt been fcuked like that since grade school

American Psycho
Patrick Bateman: I have to return some video tapes

Apocalypse Now
Photojouralist: what are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? that he was a wise man? that he had plans? that he had Wisdom? Bullsiht man!!

Fudger

"right after you eat the peanuts outta my sh*te"

Joker - Full Metal Jacket

Evil_Bilbo

Hello.
My Name is Iniggo Mantoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

Karl Hungus

Originally posted by Buck Owens
American Psycho
Patrick Bateman: I have to return some video tapes

There's some classics from American Psycho tbh...

Waiter: Would you like to hear today's specials?
Patrick Bateman: Not if you want to keep your spleen!

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

l3rian

"Robert De Niro as Sam "Ace" Rothstein: You beat Nicky with fists he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back, and back, until one of you is dead."

listen

romey

empire records:

AJ: whats up with you today? yesterday you were normal but today you're like the chinease guy from the karate kid!

Lucus: whats up with today? today?

kano476

bowling for columbine, the crazy guy:

i use the pen,
because the pen is mightier than the sword,
but you should always keep a sword handy,
in case the pen should fail.

pork99

"I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!"

Hecate

Khaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn!

- Kirk, Star Trek II

Agent Smith

I remember those cheers
they still ring in my ears
and for years they'll remain in my thoughts
cause one night I took off my robe and what'd I do ...I forgot to wear shorts
and though I like to hear you cheer when I delve into shakespeare:
"A horse, a horse my kingdom for a horse"
- I haven't had a winner in six months
I know i'm no Olivier, but if he fought Sugar Ray
He'd say that the thing aint the ring it's the play
So give me a stage where this bull here can rage
And though I can fight I'd much rather recite
that's entertainment.
that's entertainment.


that's entertainment

Raging Bull , Jake la motta

fantastic

jaggeh

pretty much the whole scene from true romance where christopher walken is interogating dennis hopper

http://www.pg.ru/scripts/true_romance.html

The Real B-man

Robert Duvall as Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore: I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. The smell, you know that gasoline smell. Smells like victory.


Listen

The Real B-man

Forrest: My mama always said, Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.


Listen

The Real B-man

Army General: YOU TOLD US THAT WINDOWS 98 WOULD BE FASTER, AND MORE EFFICIENT WITH BETTER ACCESS TO THE INTERNET!

Listen

This is THE Windows Error Sound OF ALL TIME! To all Mac users out there, this one's for you! Viva La Resistance!)
Army General: ****ING WINDOWS 98!!!


Listen

Suaimhneach

I love Empire Records!! That quote is genius.

Also.

"shut up Donny"

"help help, I'm being repressed"

Basq

Originally posted by Jesjes
I love Empire Records!! That quote is genius.

Agreed!! Got the Fan Edition of it in the HMV Sale. In the 3 for E30 offer.

An extra 25 minutes of footage, loads of deleted scenes and stuff. Great!!

Regarding quotes in the film, practically every line in the film from Lucas and Mark are genius!

Suaimhneach

I have that too!! lol.

I love the "Rexy your so sexy" song.

Oh oh. "say no more, mon amoire...."

heh heh heh.

Ah, tis a great movie.

Basq

Originally posted by Jesjes
I have that too!! lol.

I love the "Rexy your so sexy" song.

Oh oh. "say no more, mon amoire...."

heh heh heh.

Ah, tis a great movie.

How bout....

Joe: Could you please not sing, Mark.
Mark: You know what Joe? One of these days, I'm gonna show you little people.
Joe: Yeah, well on that day I'm gonna jump outta my wheelchair and do a dance.
Mark: How 'bout today, huh? Rex Manning day.

OR

Jane: Actually, his new album tested well among teenage males.
Lucas: Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidence of homosexuality amongst teenage males?

Suaimhneach

hehe

Ok, I'll quote tomorrow. Cuz I can think for s'hit since I worked two jobs last week, went to Wittnegen, worked all day and then got online to catch up on 5 days of not being online!! Agh.

hehe. Glueing thing money to the floor. "art"....hehe

Basq

Originally posted by Jesjes
hehe

Ok, I'll quote tomorrow. Cuz I can think for s'hit since I worked two jobs last week, went to Wittnegen, worked all day and then got online to catch up on 5 days of not being online!! Agh.

hehe. Glueing thing money to the floor. "art"....hehe

Yeah, true cult classic!

Warren: Who glued these quarters down?
AJ: I did.
Warren: What the hell for man?!
AJ: I don't feel the need to explain my art to you, Warren!
Lucas: Warren, look what you took.... Rap... Metal... Rap... Metal.... Whitney Houston!
Warren: It's for my girlfriend, OK?
Lucas: Sure it is!



Such a film - might watch it now actually!

Creamy Goodness

from zoolander:

"what is this?, a centre for ants? It needs to be at least three times this size!"

brillance

Basq

Originally posted by Cr3m0
from zoolander:

"what is this?, a centre for ants? It needs to be at least three times this size!"

brillance

I love that one too!!

I remember seeing that and laughing my ass off!

I also love the name of the centre:

"The Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good."

Brock

well a few classics are left out here like

"luke,i am ur father"

"Smile u son of a bitch" Jaws

also form the holy grail "i fart in ur general direction"asbsolute comic genius

neokenzo

From Batman

Have you ever danced with the devil under the pale moonlight?

Basq

There's a great line from Joaquin Phoenix in 8MM:

"You dance with the devil, the devil don't change. The devil changes you."

rivers

in me, myself and irene

jim carrey(to his wife) - 'but you'd said you'd eat whale blubber'


little black dude - 'oh she'll be eaten blubber alright, just as soon as i free willy'

classic....

jaggeh

Batty: Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.


from bladerunner

gandalf

see my sig

Trip Hazard

Originally posted by Ruatha
Pulp Fiction:

[after Butch saves Marsellus from rapists]
Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty f*ckin' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ****, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that "what now." I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more

:cool:

Great Quite but the bit just after it makes it that much better

"Two Conditions you dont tell no one about this, this stays between me, you and Mister soon to be living the rest of his short ass life in agonising pain, Rapist here".

Trip Hazard

OH i almost forgot...
Here are a few more exceptional ones i can think of...


KIll Bill Vol.1

The Bride: Those of you lucky enough to have your lives take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now.

Reservior Dogs

Mr. White: When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ****ing **** after that. You might get some bitch talk **** to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to **** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

Donnie Darko

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

God i could think of hundreds but that will do for now.

mad m

Blazing Saddles:::

Fella rides in on a horse and says "What in the wide wide world of indoor sports is going on here?"......Dock that chink a days pay for sleeping on the job!!!!!



Heres the sheriff....."he is a NIT(then bong as church bell goes) towns people go what he say and look up at bloke on top of building?...."He's a NIT(church bell goes again).........then a black sheriff rides in on horse......hahaha deadly

echomadman

"Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me....."


also from Army of Darkness, "Its a trick, Get an axe"

aine

Originally posted by Evil_Bilbo
Hello.
My Name is Iniggo Mantoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

man I loved that movie when I was a kid and whats more everytime its on tv I watch it!

Ro: maaan!

See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

mayordenis

"when a naked guy is chasing a woman with a butcher knife i figure he aint collectin for the red cross" - definately wrong but the same effect

harry callahan - dirty harry

Lainey

the classic top gun.. meg ryan..

'goose you stud.. take me to bed or lose me forever':dunno:

Cina

Surprised this was not mentioned (bit of cursing)

http://henancius.martin-scorsese.net/sounds/goodfellas/fullfun.wav

dave13

From Donnie Darko
Gretchen "What kind of a name is Donnie Darko . Sounds like some kind of Superhero"
Donnie "What makes you think i'm not"