who would you slap?

satori

We have had the "Michelle the slapper" posts well covered by now, but if there was a member of the household you could actually slap, which one would it be??

ariana

It would have to be Marco he is the most irratating person in the house, he gets himself into trouble and then play victim. He acts like a complete and utter child, 5 year olds wouldnt get away with half of what he is getting away with.
Oh and Nadia comes a very close second.

Washout

defintely Marco for me too. I dont tihnk ive ever seen anyone so full of themselves.

I could not beleive how much he was actually crying because he got nominated. Altough i think its very funny the way he cries in the diary room.

He is gonna get a sclap from Ahmed or Victor soon anyways if he keeps insulting them both the way he has been doing and deservedly so.

ravenhead

It would be a tie between Ja & Victor -- they REALLY REALLY annoy me.. Victor is so far up his own ar@e that he could be with a good slapping & JA -- was there ever such a vain man ... & he is not even good looking - GET OVER YOURSELF!!! & please STOP LOOKING AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR ......
aaawwwwwaawawwawawawaw - I hate them!

Tazzle

Yah, how dare he do something that is purely the domain of women.

ChipZilla

That raging queen Marco needs to be introduced to a baseball bat with some nails hammered through it.....

Chinafoot

definately the Jungle Twáts! jay is like a petulant child always looking for a fight and victor seems to think he's some big gangster when he's just a mouthpiece.
gutted that they werent up for eviction!!!

(also since Becki saw everything that was happening before entering the house so maybe michelle was a threat to her.......why else would she leave those two wánkers in there!)

ravenhead

Originally posted by peachypants
definately the Jungle Twáts! jay is like a petulant child always looking for a fight and victor seems to think he's some big gangster when he's just a mouthpiece.
gutted that they werent up for eviction!!!

(also since Becki saw everything that was happening before entering the house so maybe michelle was a threat to her.......why else would she leave those two wánkers in there!)

Very true peachy -- I really don't trust her at all .... she is going to turn out to be the worse of them all!!

dudara

It's got to be Marco by a mile. He can't expect any decent treatment from anyone if he acts so snide and petulant the whole time. What a kid.

Washout

Whats wrong with Victor.

He is the only one who is taking it as a game which it is. He sees it as a chance of winning it alot of money.

I know its also a popularity contest for the public but it only becomes that when ppl get put up for eviction...and you have to admit that he is playing the game extremly well.

If you saw his arguement with Marco last night, when Marco said to him why are you smiling and suddenly it erupted. Victor was sooo in the right. Specially his comment when he said to Marco about Dan and Vanessa the previous week and how they took being nominated compared to the way Marco.

For Marcos attidude alone he deserves to be slapped around the place. little twerp...tries to be a big man and then hids behind the protection of Nadia.

Victor wont win it for sure but he damn sure is very entertaining in my opinion.

I agree about Jason though he is a bit of a twat... Dont think I have ever seen anyone sooo vain in my life. But his arugements with ppl make it interesting to watch.

Chinafoot

i agree that marco is annoying and can be snide but to be honest i find him far more entertaining than victor. marco is a sly one but the truth is he's harmless. victor on the other hand is just malicious! i mean calling emma racist when he thought she'd been evicted was just way below the belt. fair enough he's playing the game but once he's nominated i think the public will have him out (fingers crossed!!)

even though she's evicted i'd like to give vanessa a slap......"i've seen famine. i've seen poverty. yea i had a maid and a gardener but i've still seen it. this is so disrespectful to me" what a muppet!!!


DAN TO WIN!

snoopish

The real question is, who don't you want to slap?I mean to be fair the producers have picked a bunch of "people" that are there purely to rattle the viewers!

I mean theres Victor...who frankly you just want to laugh at with his hard man imitation.Jay...who is definatly more gender confused than Nadia, I mean at least she's made her choice...he has been a constant prick tease to Dan...who "only sleeps with straight men"...huh?!Then theres Marco with his ear piercing voice that has the same effect as scrapping nails along a blackboardAhmed...where do I start, the man is a walking eejit, that truly believes people like him.

Ah yes and ofcouse Stuart and his sidekick Michelle...the boy from "team handsome" *shudder* and the expressionless girl, who i'm pretty sure if you shone a torch through her ear there would definatly be light coming out the otherside!

And lets not forget poor little Shell, who is the most slap worthy of them all, with her (as a wise person once said)"namby pamby" ways!

Chinafoot

haha well when ya put it like that!!!

but then again thats what people want. a pack of annoying wánkers in a house where we can watch their every move! its a bit sad really.

and yea people say every year, keep the annoying ones in otherwise its dull but at the end of the day its the public with the power to keep them in and they choose not to.

Naos

hmm.. as i've said it before and i'll say it again. Victor, is cool, BUT, his stupid diary room wannabe gangstA antics are not.

I'd slap marco, as can be seen in my I HATE... thread, really, i dispise him.

As for Jason, Why dont people like him? I think Jason is a good guy seriously. PPL say hes boring but i'd prefer to watch him than hear that shrieking litttle b4stard running around flapping his wings (to those who dont know, im talking about MARCO THE FU((ING IDIOT).

The thing about ppl saying "Hes only being a tough man, trying to start fights" is absolute bullsh*t and its rubbish. If anybody was p*ssing you off for weeks, and then went up and started dancing and singing in your face as marco did, solely to p*ss him off, you too would want to give that person a slap.

And finally, he is straight talking. Actual straight talking, not like ahmed and vic. Jason says it to ppl before they bring it up in conversation (example with Shell about "how she knows everything about everything".

Jasons a cool guy, not fake, fair enuf hes a vain bast*rd , but i'd rather see someone shaving their chest than shrieking like a banshee and flapping like a turkey.

EKRIUQ

I'd give Dermot o leary and that Davina one a good back of my hand

byte

Originally posted by TIPPTOP
I'd give Dermot o leary and that Davina one a good back of my hand

ROFL!

snoopish

most definatly can't be argued with!