mmmm... chocolate bar

Doc

I ate half a chocolate bar today and put the rest still in its rapier back in my pocket to eat later.
My friend (a girl) said I was a freak because I didn’t eat it all at once.

Am I?


[This message has been edited by Doc (edited 04-05-2001).]

Lenny

eh why would you be?
there's nothing wrong with saving it for later, sure it would be a waste of the bar if you threw it away and a waste of your money

richindub2

Well if your pocket is in any warm and the bar melts in there you've got a problem

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Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
J'adore richindub2 mais pas le Spam.
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Kali

Nothing worse than putting a bit of cash into your pocket and then pulling some notes out later covered in the melted remains of an Aero "sorry we don't accept chocolate money".. **** .

Trojan

It depends on certain variables, for example if the bar was segmented, as in the Cadbury bars or a Yorkie, then it may be deemed acceptable behaviour.

However, if it is unsegmented, in the line of Mars or Snickers, then you may possible be deemed a freak.

This may be safely avoided if instead of placing the offending remains in your pocket, you instead store them in the fridge.

There are of course other factors to consider, for example, if the bar did not fit into one of the above categories, or in special circumstances, for instance, a Kit-Kat broken width-ways rather than along the length.

Thus, you may now ponder, are you a dick? Er, I mean freak...

Good luck, the gods are watching you.

Al.

DrunkLeprachaun

Was it a jacket pocket or a trouser pocket, and was it segmented or the one piece? If the second ones are true, then I'm afraid you are.

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Bard

Yes you're a freak!

Now what's this about chocolate?

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OSiriS

You must understand that women have a completely different perception of chocolate than we do (really thay do) so to women you are a freak, to guys you are normal ...

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Lucy_la_morte

Freak.

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Non.

Lucy la morte.

TinCool

What colour was the jacket ?

Victor

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Doc:
I ate half a chocolate bar today and put the rest still in its rapier back in my pocket to eat later.</font>

Chocolate bars come with rapiers now? What is the rapier wrapped in?

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Bard

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Victor:
Chocolate bars come with rapiers now? What is the rapier wrapped in?

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Taking the p|ss out of someone's spelling is neither big nor clever.

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Bard

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"We do know it was we who scorched the sky..."

SHAMAN

Oh No! If u don't eat it immediately ur brother might get it!