Heard my boss taking a dump!!

Third_Echelon

This is a bit of a weird tale...

Anyway... I was walking to the bathroom in work today, when I met one of my superiors walking in the door at the same time.. ok so far...

When I walked in the bathroom was empty... all the stalls had no occupants... just me and him...

Anyway I sat there, ready to start when all of a sudden I heard the occupant of another cubicle (my boss) let half his organs fall out his arse... :dunno: it was the loudest sound i had ever heard in a bathroom in my life!!!!

of course I started to giggle and laugh... I couldnt help myself....

Thing is now though... he cant look me straight in the eye anymore..:eek:

Any advice on what to do or say?

Anyone else every experience a similar situation???

Comments please...

seamus

lmao

Sarky

Ask for a raise.

Sleipnir

Presentation of a commemorative cork in the canteen?
Invite the whole company?

robbie1876

Any advice on what to do or say?

Use the ladies' from now on.

Lainey

lol... every time you see him say ' jeez, stink in here'

then ask for a raise and possibly your own jacks..

Kone

ROFL

Scruff

do like that epsiode of scrubs where j.d.(?) kept on having synchronised toilet breaks with that resident doctor (whose name i also cant remember cause i'm ****e with names :rolleyes: ) and completely freaked him out totally.

then u will have THE POWER!!*

* this may be completely etheral and\or be in your own head and not be of any real use at all

Sleepy

You should've passed the anusol under the door to him!

feylya

Originally posted by Third_Echelon
Comments please...

Just be glad it wasn't JTG :P

RobertFoster

get him a packet of bisto and tell him you hope he feels better....

BEAT

HAAAH!!! omg, roffle! half his organs out of his arse, toooo funneh...am going to burst.....roflmao!

Woden

Originally posted by Scruff
do like that epsiode of scrubs where j.d.(?) kept on having synchronised toilet breaks with that resident doctor (whose name i also cant remember cause i'm ****e with names :rolleyes: ) and completely freaked him out totally.

then u will have THE POWER!!*

* this may be completely etheral and\or be in your own head and not be of any real use at all

possibly turk having synchronised toilet breaks with Dr. Cox is that the one you where thinking of or is it another one? think its the ep where carla wants them to get to know each other or something?

Only Human

plop

pclancy

just walk around the office with the quiet smug confidence that you're boss has been removed from his high pedastal of authority and dignity and is in fact a smelly human being who makes the same mess as the rest of us after a bad curry!:D

pork99

Sue him for trauma & mental distress

Only Human

Catch the turd in a fishnet and put it on the desk as a present for him

BlitzKrieg

Originally posted by Only Human
plop

FLUSH!!











which brings up an important question...:( :eek: :dunno:

simu

i don't know if this is true but I heard that in some public toilets in Japan, music starts playing once you enter a cubicle to avoid hearing or being heard by others. Sounds like a good idea!

mike65

Sounds like it would have to be Iron Maidens Greatest Hits melody....:ninja:

Mike.

vibe666

seems to happen to me evey time I'm in any kind of public toilets (not with my boss tho). Always seems to be someone with some kind of bowel condition too. nasty stuff, one of those dumps that sounds like a weeks worth of farts and 3 curries coming all at once, and of course the cubicle only amplifies the sound anyway.

*cold shiver*

BlitzKrieg

the question has now changed....


What kind of music (if the music info is true?) would you have while your sh*tting?



classical music like Ode to joy and Allelui flash through my mind...esp for the tough ones...:D

nlgbbbblth

The Buzzcocks "Oh Sh-it"

Runfree

LMAO.

Give him a drink with some laxative and when you see him go to the bog with him and hear him doing it again. :-)

Sue him for trauma & mental distress

Brilliant man!!!

lol... every time you see him say ' jeez, stink in here'

then ask for a raise and possibly your own jacks..

Definitly ask for ure own bog!!

Space Coyote

You could put a scrolling marquee screensaver on his pc...

"I shít for Ireland"

Kêrmêttê

Originally posted by Runfree

Definitly ask for ure own bog!!

Jeez, no way! Give the boss his own bog... a nice hole dug in the ground out the back of the building! :dunno:

azezil

lmao

oh just make a joke about it, breaks the tension u have a laugh about it n move on

Standard Toaster

LOL!

Who left the bathroom first....you or him?

Blitzkrieger

Bastard! I enden up meeting my supervisor on the way to the bathroom yesterday. Once I thought of this thread I couldn't stop giggling.

Kold

Originally posted by simu
i don't know if this is true but I heard that in some public toilets in Japan, music starts playing once you enter a cubicle to avoid hearing or being heard by others. Sounds like a good idea!

I make sure I put the radio on when I molest myself in the home toilet...

Kold

PS, I would've saved it as a ringtone... Try and catch him doing it again... and make sure people ring you in the workplace

Runfree

Originally posted by Kold
PS, I would've saved it as a ringtone... Try and catch him doing it again... and make sure people ring you in the workplace

thats just plain nasty.

ChipZilla

http://kllrboy.com/fart2077.wav

l3rian

every time you see him make this expression :eek: shift out of his way like hes a contagious leper, point at him and whisper to anyone next to your little story, hold your nose until he leaves, and stick signs on the toilet doors with his head crossed out like a speed limit sign

munster rucker

stand behind him with a piece of A4 paper with some stink lines drawn on it

dod

Originally posted by Third_Echelon

... I was walking to the bathroom in work today,

You have a bathroom in work? Thank the Lord you didn't walk in on him having a bath.

Third_Echelon

ha ha... good thread... some great replies there.. i was lmao..

ive been on hols for the past few weeks and totally forgot about this thread...

brilliant...

i think the music idea is a good one..

][cEMAN**

I was walking into the toilets once as my manager was coming out. God did it stink!! I ran out after him gagging for air. I was kicked off the contract soon after by him

Guy was an asshole anyway. Just glad I could embarrass the hell out of him doing it

Mac daddy

LOL

That is why i always go to the third floor in the office to do a barry white.