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UnrealQueen

An old geezer in an old people's home takes a fancy to a woman who is also staying there. One day he plucks up the courage to go and talk to her and after a while he says he would like to make love to her. She agrees that when everybody else goes on a day trip they both stay behind at the home and get down to it.

The old man goes to the woman's room and asks her how she likes to be made love to. She tells him that she loves a man to go down on her and asks him if he would mind. He says he would love to do that for her and goes for it.

He's going at her but the smell (never mind the taste) is sooo bad he's nearly gagging. After about 30 secs he comes back up, his face green, and says that he is sorry but it just smells too bad down there. She thinks for a minute and says "Oh, that's my arthritis."

He looks and her confused and says, "but that wouldn't cause such a stink down there!"

And she says, "Cause I can't bend down to wipe me a*s!"

Kazu

he should have gave it a wipe first