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Knock, knock...

  • 24-05-2004 4:22pm
    #1
    peckerhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭


    ...who's there?

    Chris Doran.

    Chris Doran who?

    Ah, that's showbiz for ya...!

    BOOM! BOOM!
    ;)
    ph


Comments

  • #2
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    :confused:


  • #3
    mobby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,174 ✭✭✭mobby


    Like it :)


  • #4
    banquo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Lionel.
    Lionel who?
    Lionel get you nowhere, better tell the truth!


    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Pyjamas!
    Pyjamas who?
    Pyjamas around me and hold me tight

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Quacker!
    Quacker who?
    Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Rabbit!
    Rabbit who?
    Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!


    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Turkey!
    Turkey who?
    Turkey, open door!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Turnip!
    Turnip who?
    Turnip the heat it's cold in here!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Typhoid!
    Typhoid who?
    Typhoid that song before!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Lyndon!
    Lyndon who?
    Lyndon ear and I'll tell you!

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Mae!
    Mae who?
    Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't!

    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Mammoth!
    Mammoth who?
    Mammoth is sthuck 'cause I'th been eatin' peanuth buther!

    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Guitar!
    Guitar who?
    Guitar coats, it's cold outside!





    (do they get a bit weak towards the end?)


  • #5
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    *sigh*

    Ye olde version

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Doctor
    Doctor who?
    Howja know my name already!

    :cheese:


  • #6
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in.:cool:


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  • #7
    Trip Hazard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 382 ✭✭Trip Hazard


    How cheesy are these jokes

    *shakes head in disappointment*


  • #8
    Kazu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    so bad not worth posting : :confused::confused::confused::confused:


  • #9
    Evil_Bilbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 481 ✭✭Evil_Bilbo


    Amazing jokes.

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Little old lady
    Little old lady who?
    Little old lady who cant reach the doorbell!

    HAAAA!


  • #10
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Houdini
    Houdini who
    Just shut up and let me the fsck in!


  • #11
    banquo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    i like hte one with the lettuce.


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