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  • 20-05-2004 9:54pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 801 ✭✭✭


    A pirate walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender walks over to him and says "Hey, I couldn't help but notice when you walked in. Is that a steering wheel hung between your legs?"
    "Aye!" replied the pirate, "And it's drivin' me nuts!"

    :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Make the bad man stop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,279 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    why is it a pirate?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 310 ✭✭modular


    Because pirates are funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,165 ✭✭✭DEmeant0r


    someone stop him before he makes one too many bad jokes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,762 ✭✭✭WizZard


    Ow!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    LOL, I like it:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    jokes like these make baby brian cry...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 257 ✭✭irokie


    personally i think it works better with a "yaaarrrrrrrrrr" as opposed to an "aye"...
    think of a cross between capt mc allister from simpsons and the dude who's father was a tree in family guy...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    /me sighs and rapes thewolf senseless


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 819 ✭✭✭sixpack's little hat


    Yarr!! Off with his head!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    a man walks into a phychiatrists office wearing nothing but a pair of cling film pants. he says 'doctor what's wrong with me?'

    the doctor says 'i can plainly see your nuts!'

    sorry.

    i never said it was funny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    good but why a pirate , pirates=ships
    a steering wheel hung between your legs
    i didnt know ships have steering wheels :D:D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    Originally posted by Kazu
    good but why a pirate , pirates=ships i didnt know ships have steering wheels :D:D:D:D

    int02.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    i liked it!


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