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dirtiest joke of 2004

  • 12-05-2004 3:05pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 375 ✭✭


    One for the dinner table...


    Apparently voted the dirtiest joke of 2004:

    There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day
    and they saw two teenagers having s*x on a bench.

    The little girl says "Mommy what are they doing?"
    The mother hesitates then quickly replies
    "Ummm..... they are making cakes."

    The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having s*x.
    Again she asks her mother "What are they doing?"
    And her mother replies with the same response,
    "They are making cakes."

    The next day the girl says to her mother
    "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, eh?"
    Shocked, the Mother says, "How do you know?"

    (Wait for it............)


















    She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,891 ✭✭✭Stephen P


    haha excellent!! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    very sick humor but i like it lol :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 398 ✭✭pyramid man


    Obviousley you mean the Dirtiest joke of
    1904


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    Posted not that far back.
    Was a good joke, then.

    And yeah... I doubt it's the dirtiest joke :rolleyes:


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    What's S multiplied by X?


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