Favorite Alf Stewert Quotes

banbutcher

this is for all the home and away fans out there! my personal favorite is: Dose a one legged duck swim in circles!

ixoy

Mine is: Flamin' hell Ailse, this flamin' gallah shoulda posted this thread in the Television forum, the mongrel!

Rabies

Strewth !

Tommy Vercetti

stone the flamin crows!

Asok

"Dont worry duncan all daddys do this with their sons! STRUETH!"

SheroN

ban has a couple of roos loose in the top paddock.

DMC

Dang, some one has already said flamin' gallah. I'm sure Alf also came out with "a can short of a six-pack" too.

Auburn

Don't come the raw prawn with me, sonny!!

Or something like that. I can never understand him

Chinafoot

"get a dog up ya!"

not sure if alf said it but i've heard from a lot of aussies so chances are he said it at some stage!!!

Tommy Vercetti

Alf for Prez!

The man's a legend!

seamus

"Fair dinkum"

Brilliant

embee

Hogans Ghost!!!!

cruiserweight

Starve the lizards

tman

Strike a light! throw another marsupial on the barby... etc etc

Washout

It would be helpful if ye posted what episodes ye are getting these quotes from . LOL

Stephen

The man's a living legend. Flamin' mongrels everywhere cower in fear of him.

Jim

"You should have listened to Alf"

neXus9

I was actually reading an article on fhm where this hypnotist gave this guy a command to give abuse to an australian soap star.

After 20 or so minutes there was shouting, and the guy was giving grief to Alf, telling him to f*ck off back to convict land. The soap actor was so offended that he hung his head in shame and went back to his hotel room.

Oh well!!

Barbie_666

when shocked: "STRIKE ME RONE!!!"

dont know what it means tho.....

smoke.me.a.kipper

the mans brilliant.

Tommy Vercetti

If they ever kill him off I pledge to throw my TV out the window in protest, I bet that's what Alf would want:mad:

JoeSchmoe

"that Tug's a bloody Bludger!!!"

Johnny_the_fox

"I'll tan his backside"

Slutmonkey57b

Who?

eyerer

lol
he's my favourite H&A character

strike me rone
and
flamin' mongrel
would have to be my favourites, but theres some other good ones in here

Jim

"Grab a snake, rip out its spine, 5 pound of butter up his gut. Beautiful!"

Busy Hands

"Blood in your undies" for best of luck. A sort of Alf/Antipodean "Break a leg".

aidan_dunne

"Blood in your undies"? :eek: Christ, I thought would have been the worst possible case of bad luck you could get, not good luck!

Pigman II

Mine is : 'Roo, this home video will be our little secret'

TomTom

Alfs a legend in every right.
Seen the girl that plays tash outside the cinema last night here in georges street in sydney. She is an absolute stunner and taller than I expected.
Also seen Hayle, waiting outside the bus stop near my house.
I thought it was fairly odd to see tham out and about be most people eiter don't recognise tham or are so used to them.
Going out to palm beach hopefully next week to meet alf, will send a picture if I can.

The Real B-man

"ya big Gallah"



the mans a legend.