Yo mama

Kazu

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.

Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.

Yo mam's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.

Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon.

Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."

Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.

Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."

pyramid man

I think I will see just how long it will take for this one to bet binned.

quank

Originally posted by Kazu
Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.

LOL!
That is brilliant!

Mister Pyramid, I doubt it'll be binned.

the_syco

Originally posted by Kazu
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

Classic!

RobertFoster

Originally posted by Kazu
Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.

Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.

I don't get these ones...

Agent7249

*sigh* "yo mama" jokes... sad!

tman

Originally posted by Kazu
Yo mam's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.

hehe
some classics there:p

hostyle

Originally posted by RobertFoster
I don't get these ones...

An aerial photo. C'mon.

Evil_Bilbo

yo mamma's so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin

remoteboy

yo mama's so fat when she ran away they put her picture on the milk truck

yo mama's so fat she sells shade

yo mama's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

yo mama's so fat i swerved to avoid her and it took three days

RobertFoster

Originally posted by hostyle
An aerial photo. C'mon.

yeah...not funny...I was thinking of a TV aerial.

MidnightQueen

I think Michael Martin (Minister for health) needs to put a huge fat tax on this one

Zoton

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to school she sat beside everybody

Yo mama's so fat, her picture pulls the plaster off the wall

Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own clothes size, its says "Yo mama bitch!"

Caliden

Yo mama's so fat, when your daddy is on top of her he burns his ass on the lightbulb