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Tiger Woods BMW

  • 08-05-2004 3:58pm
    #1
    Kazu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭


    On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
    The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greeting him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro.
    "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant.
    Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
    As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
    "What are those?" asks the attendant.
    "They're called tees," replies Tiger.
    "Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
    "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
    "Feckin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everything!"


Comments

  • #2
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    Hehe :)

    Perculiar joke though ¬_¬


  • #3
    MidnightQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,601 ✭✭✭MidnightQueen


    Read that one before. I think there was a bit more to the joke buts its very funny :D


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