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Chelsea smash transfer record for South American!

  • 06-05-2004 3:35pm
    #1
    Bannor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 815 ✭✭✭


    Chelsea have been successful in an audacious bid to bring a new player to the club. Initial reports suggest the South American player has smashed the world transfer record by joining the London club. A Chelsea Spokesperson released a statement from the club saying:

    "I would like to confirm that Roman Abramovich has spent £110 million and has Juan Fukall...."

    :D


Comments

  • #2
    Big Ears
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,999 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    Thats terrible :(


  • #3
    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭cournioni


    LOL. I like it.


  • #4
    Space Coyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    hehehe it's funneh ccoz it's true :p


  • #5
    eirebhoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,013 ✭✭✭✭eirebhoy


    Ahem, they won the Malysian cup!;)


  • #6
    Space Coyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    If Chelsea have Juan Fukall, then Liverpool are probably scouting his less than gifted Chinese cousin Wee Win. ;)

    [edit]his full name being Wee Win Fukall...geddit?...appreciate my joke that I made up godammit[/edit] :D


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  • #7
    Pepe LeFrits
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    For Sale:

    'Chelsea' style Dining set. Incomplete.

    No Silverware.
    No Cups.
    1 wooden spoon.
    Knives are sharpened.


  • #8
    phenom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭phenom


    Lol they are both good :D


  • #9
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Originally posted by kaids
    For Sale:

    'Chelsea' style Dining set. Incomplete.

    No Silverware.
    No Cups.
    1 wooden spoon.
    Knives are sharpened.


    So if chelsea get a wooden spoon for getting further than Utd and Arsenal in the CL and finishing (most probably) above Utd in the league, what do the others get? After all Utd fans dont forget, Milwall could yet cause an upset, however unlikely it is, but it is the cup after all.


  • #10
    Pepe LeFrits
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    Originally posted by Stekelly
    So if chelsea get a wooden spoon for getting further than Utd and Arsenal in the CL and finishing (most probably) above Utd in the league, what do the others get? After all Utd fans dont forget, Milwall could yet cause an upset, however unlikely it is, but it is the cup after all.
    You forgot to mention that there is no such player as Juan Fukall...


  • #11
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Originally posted by kaids
    You forgot to mention that there is no such player as Juan Fukall...


    Give them time, they may yet find someone called that, and pay €100m for, just cos they can:D

    And btw, spending £110m with no return isnt the same for chelsea as for any other team. Roman can write off £100m as a days shopping.


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  • #12
    Ronan|Raven
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,148 ✭✭✭Ronan|Raven


    About as funny as road kill.


  • #13
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    he he he i like them all!!:D


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