The Why's of Men..

Johnny_the_fox

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butts and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
don't know...... it never happened)

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And my personal favorite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)





hopefully no one has posted this...

Zulu

Worst, joke, ever.

Agent7249

I concur.

Evil_Bilbo

Everyone knows it - women are not and never will be funny

Drex

:rolleyes: nah.......

I think it was us men who invented sexist/agest/racist/homo jokes. its just not funny the other way around.

now finish the dishes.

quank

Ugh, mehmeh:)

de5p0i1er

Originally posted by Drex
:rolleyes: nah.......

I think it was us men who invented sexist/agest/racist/homo jokes. its just not funny the other way around.

now finish the dishes.

I'm with you on this one.

UnrealQueen

Very good ones there.


What's the difference between a man and a supermarket trolley?

A trolley has a mind of it's own!

rymus

down with this kind of sexist drivel.



More of this kind of sexist drivel