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Disco

iggy · 2004-05-01 08:29:06

A man is driving home from a disco when he's pulled over at a checkpoint. The cop walks over to the car and asks : "Are you driving this mechanically propelled vehicle under the influence of alcohol ? " "Why ? Was I driving very badly ? " asks the man, "No" replies the cop, "You were driving fine " "but that ugly bitch…

01-05-2004 8:29am

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iggy

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A man is driving home from a disco when he's pulled over at a checkpoint.

The cop walks over to the car and asks :
"Are you driving this mechanically propelled vehicle under the influence of alcohol ? "
"Why ? Was I driving very badly ? " asks the man,
"No" replies the cop,
"You were driving fine "

"but that ugly bitch never gets a lift home from anyone sober".

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#2 01-05-2004 3:58pm

Chinafoot

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haha!! laughed out loud at that one.....now people think im crazy....dammit!

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#3 01-05-2004 9:13pm

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i don't get it

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#4 02-05-2004 1:38am

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maybe it shoulda been

A man is driving home from a disco with a girl he'd picked up after a few drinks, when he's pulled over at a checkpoint.

The cop walks over to the car and asks :
"Are you driving this mechanically propelled vehicle under the influence of alcohol ? "
"Why ? Was I driving very badly ? " asks the man,
"No" replies the cop,
"You were driving fine "

"but that ugly bitch never gets a lift home from anyone sober".

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#5 02-05-2004 6:18pm

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Good joke, badly told!

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