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God

  • 21-04-2004 10:19pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 607 ✭✭✭


    A college professor, an avowed Athiest, was teaching his class. He
    shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to
    prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if
    you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.. I'll
    give you 15 minutes!"
    The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten
    minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm
    still waiting."

    His count-down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine,
    just released from active duty and newly registered in the class,
    walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent
    him tumbling from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold! At
    first, the students were shocked and babbled in confusion. The young
    Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell
    silent...waiting.

    Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young
    Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and
    could speak he asked: "What's the matter with you? Why did you do
    that?"

    "God was busy. He sent me."

    One Nation Under God.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,284 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    Originally posted by malico
    One Nation Under God.

    God bless America too :rolleyes:


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    now thats funny


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 329 ✭✭Walter Ego


    Originally posted by malico
    One Nation Under God.

    Allah al Akhbar. Whoops, wrong God. ;)

    I know it's only a joke but I couldn't resist. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    I wouldn't even rate that as a joke.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    lol


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭hedgetrimmer


    American foreign and military policy...

    Now *there's* a joke !!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    mehmeh


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