exploding penis

projectmayhem

click here

great story

mike65

:ninja: Bleugh and OUCH! :eek:

Mike.

Johnny Versace

This reminds me of a story, but if I post it here I will get banned.

catsup

:eek: what the hell were they up to?

that'll be a tv3 movie by this time next year...

DEmeant0r

Bloody hell :eek: dunno what they were up to but it must have been pretty tense. Or else it was 12 hours of sex in a row.

rymus

*cough* viagra overdose *cough*

Spunog UIE

or some of those ring yokes, evil things.

On a side note anyone ever see a film with this phone charger. Freaky ****.

Pigman II

Why is it that whenever I'm offered a link to a story about about an injured/dismembered/desformed/abnormal penis I automatically think ... 'ananova''

Does the editor of that site have a fetish for this stuff or something because I think that's at least the fifth time it's happened?

Dathai

Ha ha ha....that must of made some messed up shrapnel!

NeoSlicerZ

jesus , nasty!!

tba

I just noticed a few things

1. This happened in Transylvania
2. His girlfriend noticed something was wrong (not him)
3. The aformentioned girlfriend was ten years his junior

This all points to one thing

A vampiric, cradle snatching, coma inducing sex game played by the inhabitants of the town of Cluj to appease their evil master in the castle.

They call the game unconcipheliohemaglobanitious or foreplay for short.

Thats my theory anyway.

Agent Smith

****e that looks painfull!

Kone

eeeeek!

ferdi

:eek:

uberwolf

Originally posted by Johnny Versace
This reminds me of a story, but if I post it here I will get banned.

would that be a possible post on the excellent home page of yours?

and, ugh on the explosion front.

BoB_BoT

kablooy!

hehe, funny if it's true

DEmeant0r

Originally posted by BoB_BoT
kablooy!

hehe, funny if it's true

No it's not, imagine if it happened to you.

quank

Originally posted by tba
A vampiric, cradle snatching, coma inducing sex game played by the inhabitants of the town of Cluj to appease their evil master in the castle.

They call the game unconcipheliohemaglobanitious or foreplay for short.

Thats my theory anyway.

Hehee

Yeah, I read that somewhere else aswell.
Freaky siht right there

mang87

Oh... Oh.... Oh dear god no!..... :ninja:

aodh_rua

AAAAAAARGH

Deadwing

Puts new meaning into 'blowing your load'

df001i6876

so it wasnt a accident .wow sporadic and spooky-
i onces hear a tale like that .


when working underground in the pits. in the 1976
this man had been given job too pump all this dirty water out of this tunnel/the pump stop working and he had too wade through it too start it up, the pump was under the water , so in he went up too his chest it was,[the only way to start the pump was to clean the end off the pipe and put it back into the water.
At the end off the shift .His penis had grow to twice it normal size and look like he had a arm beween his legs all the skin was falling off it like it .[ burn]. Off to hospital.

He went , they found out later that if he had not got treament it would have exploded ? unknowen germ or virus / in the water. wow

byte

OUCH! :eek:

Number6

There is a parasite out there, that travels up your stream or urine when you go to the toilet. Lodges itself inside your uretra, the eye of your member, and sticks very painful spines INSIDE your penis. The only way to remove it is to pull it out the way it came in, spines and all.

OUCH, now you know not to urinate with steady streams, but instead urinate with "pulses". Each pulse ending before the preceding one hits the water.

bus77

Id believe in a parasite that can get in there while your actually submerged in water , but one that flies up your piss stream into your willy!?:D

BoB_BoT

it's true, it was on a parasite program on bbc1 about 2 months ago. It is attracted to the urea as number6 pointed out, it jumps up into your penis, lodges itself there, then feeds off the blood it gets from the cuts it makes with it's spikes.

LoneGunM@n

Oh dear god no :eek: :eek:

Did anyone else reach down to see if he was ok?

catsup

Originally posted by BoB_BoT
it's true, it was on a parasite program on bbc1 about 2 months ago. It is attracted to the urea as number6 pointed out, it jumps up into your penis, lodges itself there, then feeds off the blood it gets from the cuts it makes with it's spikes.

saw that too, but its worth remembering that it happened to a guy in the amazon or something...well, south america anyway. so for all the guys out there...youre not going to get this lil critter shooting into ur mickey up out of an irish toilet bowl!:D

ToxicPaddy

Originally posted by byte
OUCH! :eek:

My sentiments exactly.. :eek:

Raphael

Originally posted by BoB_BoT
it's true, it was on a parasite program on bbc1 about 2 months ago. It is attracted to the urea as number6 pointed out, it jumps up into your penis, lodges itself there, then feeds off the blood it gets from the cuts it makes with it's spikes.

That seems REALLY unlikely, you got an article or something about it?

andrew163

wasn't there something about that parasite in the film Welcome to the Jungle?