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Tallaght baby ( 18+ )

16-04-2004 12:57pm

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Walter Ego

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A local girl is having a baby in Tallaght hospital.
As the baby is being delivered the crown of the head comes out first. It is covered in tight black curls.
The midwife says "Have you been with a black man?"
The girl replies "Maybe"
When the eyes become visible they are noticably slanted.
The midwife say "Have you been with an asian man?"
The girl replies "Maybe"
When the body come out the skin is very red"
The midwife says "Have you been with a red indian?"
The girl replies "Maybe"

The midwife says slaps its bottom and the baby cries loudly.
"It's a bit bit of a mixture, but you should be glad its healthy"
The girl replies "Healthy, I'm just glad it didn't bark"

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#2 16-04-2004 1:10pm

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lol :eek:

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#3 16-04-2004 1:14pm

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Brilliant,utter brilliance

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#4 16-04-2004 1:17pm

Kone

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Class!

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#5 16-04-2004 1:33pm

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aint that a bit racialist?

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#6 16-04-2004 2:50pm

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sad but true.......

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#7 16-04-2004 3:03pm

quank

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heehee

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#8 16-04-2004 3:06pm

Fearo

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hehehe, ill be using that joke tonight

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#9 16-04-2004 3:08pm

Fearo

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Oh and shut up honeymonster, have a laugh man!!!!:rolleyes:

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#10 16-04-2004 4:38pm

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I was only messin, its a line from ali g you fukin knob head :rolleyes:

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#11 16-04-2004 5:04pm

LemmingBoy

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not bad

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#12 16-04-2004 5:51pm

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roflmao

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#13 16-04-2004 5:55pm

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Originally posted by honeymonster
aint that a bit racialist?

i agree just because black rappers call each other dawg does not mean their kids bark

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#14 16-04-2004 6:02pm

Adrian

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Sweet!

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#15 16-04-2004 6:42pm

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Brilliant:D

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#16 16-04-2004 6:48pm

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Originally posted by tuxx
i agree just because black rappers call each other dawg does not mean their kids bark

Eh, I think you've missed the joke..

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#17 16-04-2004 7:09pm

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no that was my joke patetic i know

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#18 16-04-2004 10:52pm

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Originally posted by tuxx
i agree just because black rappers call each other dawg does not mean their kids bark

LOL:D

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#19 16-04-2004 10:59pm

neoB

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Oh hell no! lol

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#20 16-04-2004 11:12pm

LemmingBoy

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oh god Tuxx dont joke

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#21 17-04-2004 4:39pm

pyramid man

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I have been banned for more than this.

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#22 17-04-2004 4:44pm

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it was good, imo

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#23 17-04-2004 4:45pm

Barry Aldwell

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Originally posted by pyramid man
I have been banned for more than this.

Don't you mean you've been banned for less than this?

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#24 17-04-2004 5:37pm

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Originally posted by Barry Aldwell
Don't you mean you've been banned for less than this?

no it would take more than this to get someone banned

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#25 17-04-2004 8:25pm

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Excellant:D

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#26 19-04-2004 10:06am

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Tee hee hee, excellent.

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#27 19-04-2004 10:41pm

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Brilliant!

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