Poo Inspection

Doctor J

My missus thinks it's disgusting that I look down the lav at what came out before I flush, but I think you need to see what's been going on in there.

Anyone else check it out before you flush?

Sleipnir

Nope.
I'm fairly confident it's not diamonds so don't need to.
(although sometimes it feels........nevermind)

feylya

Well, you have to wonder where all that corn came from really....

Doctor J

and the beans, really, what is going on in there?

tman

ah yeah, you've got to have a quick peek.
its not like you're submitting it to ratemypoo or anything

smoke.me.a.kipper

you HAVE too look! its just wrong, not to!

GoneShootin

I always look at what I make. I think its amazing the things your brian THINKS it sees.

Stephen

You have to have a look at the paper too to determine whether further wiping is necessary

Sleipnir

In the words of Stephen Fry

"You only need two sheets m'dear; one to wipe and one to polish"

LoneGunM@n

I always look too ... thought it was just me

Originally posted by Stephen
You have to have a look at the paper too to determine whether further wiping is necessary

In relation to wiping, there is nothing better than squeezing out a large one & on checking the first bit of loo roll realising that it was a ghosty

Stark

I usually look to make sure the consistency's okay. Good indication of how healthily you've been eating (and how badly you've been drinking ).

parasite

you have to look, you can tell a lot about the health of your insides by the colour & consistency
maybe that's just me
*cough*

aodh_rua

Aparently it's quite common on the continent - they even have toilets with a little shelf to hold your produce ready for inspection before dispatching it to oblivion.

parasite

that's mainly to prevent splashback (shudder)

Töpher

I always have a quick poke at it. If its too hard or too soft I change my eating habbits accordingly. Who needs a dietrician?!

Giblet

Do women flush their babies down the toliet? NO!

So why should we!

RobertFoster

do you all look at the tissue after you've blown your nose too?

Stark

yes.

angelofdeath

urgh, this will teach me to read boards while im eating:eek:

tricky D

from http://www.gastrolab.net/dicteb.htm

Bristol stool form scale A classification of the form of the stool introduced in the 80ies and used in evaluating the function of the large bowel and the effect of medications in the treatment of obstipation. The scale divides the types of stool into 7 categories:

Type 1: Separate hard lumps, like nuts
Type 2: Sausage shapec but lumpy
Type 3: Like a sausage or snake but with cracks on its surface
Type 4: Like a sausage or snake, smooth and soft
Type 5: Soft blobs with clear cut edges
Type 6: Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool
Type 7: Watery, no solid pieces

3 or 4 are the healthy ones if you're diagnosing

(originally picked up from Schott's Original Miscellany - great jax reading that!)

enjoy yer dinnerz!!

DRakE

Feel sorry for anyone eating a curry while reading this.. phew.


lol giblet

ferdi

here is a rough guide

Stark

Had a few jaggies in my time. Owww.

Lump

I always sneak a peak...


John

i_am_dogboy

this is one of the strangest things ive ever read.....and no i dont peek before i flush

Third_Echelon

ah you gotsta have a look before the flush... its a creation that deserves to be looked at... and then promptly flushed....

therecklessone

You should all apply for membership of my mates organisation, IPAS*

*Irish Poo Appreciation Society

Only his printer is broke he'd be dishing out the membership cards...

Giblet

That picture is missing the strangest variety of poo.

The Torpedo, you take a large dump, but when you look in the bowl, theres nothing there!

Dave

Everyone has an aul peek after the deliver the goods. Now the next question, do you wipe back to front or front to back.

phoenix2181

you've got too much F*ckin time on your hands people! hhmmmm I'm bored lets see.....ah I know! I'll study my sh1te for colour & consistency....F*CK Me!!

Adeptus Titanicus

For more fascinating fecal fun, visit poopreport.com. :dunno:

Dathai

The darker the colour the more fiber you've got,wish me luck, Im eating chocolate digestives.INCOMMINNNGGG!!

Superman

phoenix2181 is right,

You all need to get off the "penguin Powder", Ferdi stay away from the "angledust" it belongs to James Brown.

SHHAAAAAMOO0OIIIINNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cianan2

You think looking is bad.......my friend took a picture with one of those camera phone yokies and saved it!!! Its sick!!! He's such a twat.

Dathai

You did it aswell didnt you........

Töpher

Originally posted by Cianan2
You think looking is bad.......my friend took a picture with one of those camera phone yokies and saved it!!! Its sick!!! He's such a twat.

www.ratemypoo.com

Dathai

Im not going to ask about how you found that.

Doctor J

The great and the good of the Poo world are on that site. It's Olympic standard Poo at times. Great stuff.

The Beer Baron

Not much choice in our house tbh.
The bog don't flush the best. Oh it'll flush it out of sight initially, but it'll hide round the u-bend and sorta shuffle back into view depending on the consistency and density of course.

It's kinda annoying really, you're left wondering, "was that mine!?" or other times of course you recognise it and go, "heeey?! how long have you been down there."
Spent a lot of time poo-spotting tbh. It's great when we've guests over.

cartman

www.poopyhead.net

Mossy Monk

Originally posted by The Beer Baron
The bog don't flush the best. Oh it'll flush it out of sight initially, but it'll hide round the u-bend and sorta shuffle back into view depending on the consistency and density of course.

ROFL

how i know all about that. my newest bog does the very same thing. really annoying especially when you got some people over :mad:

R33F

Originally posted by ferdi
here is a rough guide

dont agree with the "cut off" poo....

they have to be tapered......

otherwise your bum would 'bang' shut

*note : everyone looks

Pigman II

Too right you have to look!

Always amuses me the way the harder efforts to expel (the ones that conjour up images of 'sh1ting a brick') usually end up being nothing more than a small and weak collection floating around in the bowl - whereas those potential bog-breaker efforts (ie the ratemypoo contenders) are usually a dream to work with on way out.

Calibos

R....em....Funniest thread......eva!!!!!

I just love toilet humour

Doctor J

Best poo I ever had was after having a bowl of chili in Acapulco restaurant. Woke up about 6:30am with what felt like the devil's fists squeezing my intestines. Legged it to the bowl and just about made it. Had one of thise 'thupa-thupa-thupa-thupa-thupa-thupa" liquid squirts. Actually was quite painful and very very hot. Little chunks floating round the bowl like tiny doomed seamen from a sunken battleship and an ungodly smell to boot. Felt quite refreshed afterwards. Overall, I'd say a result

rymus

Originally posted by tricky D
originally picked up from Schott's Original Miscellany - great jax reading that!

Damn fine book... I must continue reading my copy. It's a book everyone should own, or.. err.. every house should have a copy of.

As for poo, it would be a sin not to have a peek at your produce.

nlgbbbblth

http://www.poopreport.com/

tricky D

Damn fine book... I must continue reading my copy. It's a book everyone should own, or.. err.. every house should have a copy of.

Actually, my mistake, it is in Schott's Original Food Miscellany!! which is also another fine read along with ****e's Unoriginal Miscellany. Essential toilet bookshelf material, njoy!

Trix

Originally posted by Dathai
The darker the colour the more fiber you've got,wish me luck, Im eating chocolate digestives.INCOMMINNNGGG!!

oh dear this made me laugh. did you know that fibre has no nutritional value. as quoted by my lecturer "it just gives all the toxins in your body something to grab on to for the outbound journey" something along those lines anyway.

Victor

Originally posted by Dathai
The darker the colour the more fiber you've

Not quite. If I'm right the brown colour is large down to the by-products of blood. Firbe more affects texture than colour.

Stark

oh dear this made me laugh. did you know that fibre has no nutritional value. as quoted by my lecturer "it just gives all the toxins in your body something to grab on to for the outbound journey" something along those lines anyway.

True although it should be said that by slowing down digestion it helps regulate your metabolism as well.