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New Cab Driver

Villain · 2004-04-15 11:25:18

Sorry if its old but was new to me and I thought it was funny A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For few moments everything was silent…

15-04-2004 11:25am

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Sorry if its old but was new to me and I thought it was funny

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove
up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said,

"Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me." The
passenger, who was also frightened, apologised and said he didn't realise that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied,

"I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a
cab. I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years

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#2 15-04-2004 11:26am

robbie1876

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spooky...

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#3 15-04-2004 11:49am

Mac daddy

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DEAD-ly:D i know a bit cheesy but he what the hell

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#4 15-04-2004 8:22pm

kmart6

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Brilliant

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#5 15-04-2004 10:48pm

quank

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im choking...... chokin...... on... too much cheese

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#6 16-04-2004 8:42am

Tyrrial

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i see... funny idea:)

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#7 16-04-2004 12:08pm

neoB

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Lol never heard that one. Class.

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#8 16-04-2004 2:58pm

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Good one!!!:D

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#9 17-04-2004 5:50am

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Don't blame him for been nervous.

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#10 17-04-2004 5:55am

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an oldie but a goody!

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