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If you absolutely had to, if your life depended on it...

  • 13-04-2004 6:49pm
    #1
    Johnny Versace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭


    ...what animal would you mate with if forced?

    I'm talking straight sex, with condom etc. You won't get any diseases or injuries, so animals like crocodiles are acceptable.

    ...

    I choose baby hippo.


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  • #2
    Johnny_the_fox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Johnny_the_fox


    i choose britney spears.... i heard shes a bit of an animal...


  • #3
    KlodaX
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭KlodaX


    why a baby hippo?


  • #4
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    what a topic


  • #5
    Johnny Versace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Johnny Versace


    Originally posted by KlodaX
    why a baby hippo?

    I have no idea.


  • #6
    Our man in Havana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,473 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    Originally posted by Mossy Monk
    what a topic


    Monty! Where are you!


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  • #7
    Emboss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭Emboss


    obviously i'd do a pussy....


  • #8
    phaxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭phaxx


    This is just begging for a certain well known phrase involving one's maternal unit, but I'm too polite.


  • #9
    ShriekingSheet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,476 ✭✭✭ShriekingSheet


    as much as id love to take part and be a sport...
    i just cant stomach the thought of this!!

    I mean REALLY think about it....!

    UGH!!!!


  • #10
    Pigman II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Wouldn't say no to a big hairy beaver.


  • #11
    rymus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    I'll go "old skool" and say a sheep, as long as I can supply my own wellies


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  • #12
    dahamsta
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,659 ✭✭✭✭dahamsta


    Originally posted by rymus
    I'll go "old skool" and say a sheep, as long as I can supply my own wellies
    And the Cliffs of Moher.


  • #13
    Big Ears
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,004 ✭✭✭Big Ears


    A bird ;)


  • #14
    pork99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,746 ✭✭✭pork99


    It would have to be the noble and spiritual dolphin.

    This site has persuaded me.


  • #15
    Badgers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭Badgers


    I'd mate with a god-damn hairy mammoth. Cause then I could invite all the god-damned history nuts to have a look at my mammoth and tell me how much it was worth.

    I'd tell em all I was only using the mammoth for sex and I'm sure that'd get em all upset.

    After having sex with the mammoth I'd tell it I loved it and maybe push it around for a bit but then I'd ignore it until it was extinct again.


  • #16
    adonis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭adonis


    i have always found young giraffes quite attractive,
    something about the length of their neck...


  • #17
    PrecariousNuts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 761 ✭✭✭PrecariousNuts


    Ugh, furries, die.


  • #18
    dwayneburke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭dwayneburke


    christ how do ppl think up of these topics??? were you dropped as a child?? or did you even have a mother?:D ;);)


  • #19
    Cake Fiend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    His mother was a hamster...


  • #20
    Dave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    Originally posted by Badgers
    I'd mate with a god-damn hairy mammoth. Cause then I could invite all the god-damned history nuts to have a look at my mammoth and tell me how much it was worth.

    I'd tell em all I was only using the mammoth for sex and I'm sure that'd get em all upset.

    After having sex with the mammoth I'd tell it I loved it and maybe push it around for a bit but then I'd ignore it until it was extinct again.

    Ha ha ha :D


  • #21
    Dun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭Dun


    Originally posted by pork99
    It would have to be the noble and spiritual dolphin.

    This site has persuaded me.
    That is one of the most disturbing sites I have ever seen.

    Perhaps I'm an internet 'innocent' though..


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  • #22
    the fnj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭the fnj


    :rolleyes:


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