Confession

Johnny Versace

There are adverts for Dolmio microwaveable pasta all over Pearse Street Dart Station.

There is a woman wrapped in a towel with the title "Why canta everything be a ready in two minutes?" (or something similar) written above her.

I find her really attractive. Even though she is only a toy/muppet.

I'm seriously not joking.

Okie

Originally posted by Johnny Versace
There are adverts for Dolmio microwaveable pasta all over Pearse Street Dart Station.

There is a woman wrapped in a towel with the title "Why canta everything be a ready in two minutes?" (or something similar) written above her.

I find her really attractive. Even though she is only a toy/muppet.

I'm seriously not joking.

The first thing that came into my head after reading the above was this from Wayne's World:-

Garth: "Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?"

Wayne: [cracks up laughing] "No... No"

Garth: "Neither did I. I was just asking"

Gummy Panda

Originally posted by Johnny Versace

I find her really attractive. Even though she is only a toy/muppet.

Do your russian mafia friends know this?

Johnny Versace

Originally posted by clownboy
Do your russian mafia friends know this?

No. Only my online friends.

Doctor J

Perhapsa she'sa ana italiana mafia puppetta anda you'rea justa ina lovea witha crimea

aahhhhaaaahahahahahhah

parker larkin

I think the moral of this thread is, don't eat any creamy carbonara sauce JV makes!

And hello, I'm new

Big Ears

Originally posted by Doctor J
Perhapsa she'sa ana italiana mafia puppetta anda you'rea justa ina lovea witha crimea

aahhhhaaaahahahahahhah

He knows too much , Johnny have him wacked (MR. Russian mafia person , Sir em..............Don ? )

Johnny Versace

Originally posted by parker larkin
I think the moral of this thread is, don't eat any creamy carbonara sauce JV makes!

Hey, a bit of extra protein is good for you!

He knows too much , Johnny have him wacked (MR. Russian mafia person , Sir em..............Don ? )

Doctor J

Originally posted by Johnny Versace
I HAVE RUSSIAN MAFIA FRIENDS

Do you not get worried if they give you a chip or a square of chocolate that you now "are in their debt" and you "owe them a favour"?

Gummy Panda

Originally posted by Doctor J
Do you not get worried if they give you a chip or a square of chocolate that you now "are in their debt" and you "owe them a favour"?

LMAO!!

I think that only counts on the day of their daughter's wedding.

Lainey

Originally posted by parker larkin
I think the moral of this thread is, don't eat any creamy carbonara sauce JV makes!

And hello, I'm new

urgh.............:eek: :dunno:

Sleepy

I think this belongs in Personal Issues. Go see a shrink Johnny :P

Doctor J

Originally posted by Sleepy
I think this belongs in Personal Issues. Go see a shrink Johnny :P

Yeah, before they drag your bloated corpse out of a canal somewhere

parker larkin

I'm never going to look at dolmio in the same way ever again!

ClareBear

Nothing wrong with that.....how many blokes lusted after Lara Croft when she was just a Playstation game?

Beruthiel

Originally posted by Sleepy
I think this belongs in Personal Issues. Go see a shrink Johnny :P

no it doesn't!
this one's beyond any help we can give him

Johnny Versace

Originally posted by Beruthiel
no it doesn't!
this one's beyond any help we can give him

Maybe the Food/Drink section so???

Agent Smith

anyone got a pic of said poster?

The Beer Baron

Remember the Cadbury's Caramel bunny?
She rocked my world.

Okie

Caramel Bunny eh?



and while we're on fictional points of affection....



Not Bob Hoskins!! :rolleyes:

Macseamusa

phoarrr, two great foxes.
yea johny i think she is attractive, but im not lusting over her.......... mmm foam women

Doctor Funfrock

LOL!

Kold

I always had a thing for Psylocke from Xmen