Joke !!!

Yo Mamma · 12-03-2001 1:14pm #1

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together, and they were getting a little testy.

One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."

The second friend agrees and hikes south.

The first man hikes north.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his story. "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks, and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."

"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"

"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head.".

Doc · 12-03-2001 1:24pm

Your one sick puppy!

Bard · 12-03-2001 1:31pm

Originally posted by Doc:
Your one sick puppy!

Agreed... yich!!

People have been sliced like that within a few hundred metres of my house... and it AINT FUNNY!

Panda · 12-03-2001 1:52pm

Thats pretty sick all right.

Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda

Yo Mamma · 12-03-2001 2:35pm

Ah lads come on ..........I will agree that it might not appeal to some more conservative senses of humour but it is only a harmless joke after all and I hardly think that u guys have not heard jokes like this before and will again so just take it for what is "a bit of a sick joke" but, in my opinion, funny none the less, and laugh at the absurdity of it all...!!!