Fergie

BaZmO* · 06-04-2004 3:11pm #1

We all saw tapping away on his phone during the Chelsea v Arsenal
match. But who was sending him messages?

1) 'CAN C U ON TV SIR. U LOOK HANDSOME. WILL BRING APPLE 2MORROW' - Gary
Neville.

2) 'IF I IS BIT L8 2MORROW, IS COS I FORGOT. INNIT' - Rio Ferdinand.

3) 'F*** F*** F*** F***ITY F***' - Tim Howard.

4) 'CAN C U ON TV SIR. U LOOK HANDSOME. WILL BRING WHISKY 2MORROW' - Wes
Brown.

5) 'DAVID IS BUSY IN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE THINGY BUT SAID TO TELL U HA HA HA HA
HA' - Victoria Beckham.

6) 'I CAN SEE YOU ALEXANDER. YOUR FACE IS RED. DID YOU HAVE A GLASS OF RED
WINE BEFORE THE MATCH? TELL ME BECAUSE I'LL FIND OUT ANYWAY...' - Mrs
Ferguson.

7) 'ANGEL - UR BIG BOY'S CALLING. BRING A FRND AND I'LL BRING 9. AND A
CAMERA X' - Rio.

8.) 'SORRY SIR. WRONG ALEX' - Rio.

9) 'DON'T F***ING WORRY SIR, WE'LL F***ING STICK IT UP THEIR BOLLIX C*** ON
SUNDAY' - Roy Keane.

10) 'I'VE ASKED MY FIANCEE AND SHE SEEMS RELUCTANT TO SHARE MY STUD RIGHTS.
SORRY' - Ruud Van Nistelrooy

B.

Pepe LeFrits · 06-04-2004 3:14pm

haha

Draupnir · 06-04-2004 3:20pm

LOL, although Id like to point out his full name is Alex not Alexander. Pronounced Alec.

I especially like the Victoria Beckham one. Although she could have said Davids away shagging his PO.